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Ian Williams
07-19-2004, 05:08 AM
A Zen Master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything"..

07-19-2004, 06:03 AM
The vendor gives the roshi his dog and pockets the $20 bill he's offered.

"What about my change?" asks the roshi.

"Change," says the vendor, "must come form within ..."

07-19-2004, 07:52 PM
Vendor answers: "If I make you one with everything, who will pay and who will charge?"