View Full Version : Only two weeks
01-17-2003, 08:19 AM
Until I start! I can't wait! :]
I guess my patience paid off. My job schedule is great, and lately I've been getting school done wiht plenty of time left, so there shouldn't be any conflicts there.
01-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Firstly, YAY for you! :D
Secondly... and forgive me if it's something as silly as "until til I start training in aikido", but what exactly are you waiting two weeks for? Reason I ask is that while you've listed your dojo as "none yet", you've also posted 100+ times... Really impressive for someone who might have not started training!
01-17-2003, 02:06 PM
lol, yeah, two weeks until I start aikido. Finally found a job, a dojo, and time. As for my posts, I've been here a while gathering formation on aikido (always research things before jumping in, I say) and you'll notice that very very few of my posts are in the technique/training forums...
Until I start, I have nothing to contribute to those, and little to learn.
01-17-2003, 02:26 PM
How long do you plan to stay on Mars?
Look at this shit.
What the hell is this?
BEHIND THE DESKS, Richter stops at a wall defaced with
graffiti: "KUATO LIVES!".
The Martians all love Kuato. They think
he's fuckin' George Washington.
Kill the bastard.
Nobody knows who he is.
The Immigration Officer picks up the seal, ready to stamp the
Fat Lady's passport after one last perfunctory question.
Have you brought any fruits or
vegetables onto the planet?
He stops himself from hammering down with the seal.
Fat Lady covers her mouth, embarrassed.
Richter glances at the Fat Lady but keeps walking toward the
And things are getting hot around here.
The rebels took over the refinery last
night. No turbinium's going out.
THE FAT LADY is having some kind of fit. She keeps repeating
the same phrase over and over, each time SLOWER and MORE
DISTORTED, like a phonograph record running down. Everybody
stares at the poor woman. She holds her mouth and tries to
shut herself up.
Twooo weeeks. Twoooooo weeeks.
Richter stops and looks suspiciously at the Fat Lady. The
Fat Lady sees him staring. They lock eyes. Richter knows!
Quaid! That's Quaid!
There! The woman!
The Fat Lady edges to the side along a wall.
Everett and his men are confused.
Arrest that woman!
Richter, Helm, Everett and soldiers run over. The Fat Lady
twists her ear. She is shaking radically. Her face splits
down the middle, revealing Quaid inside!
Quaid throws the split face at a SOLDIER near a window. The
Soldier instinctively catches the face, which snaps together
and addresses him in a normal voice.
FAT LADY FACE
Get ready for a big surprise.
Just as the Soldier reacts, BOOM! The face explodes.
01-17-2003, 02:31 PM
01-17-2003, 02:36 PM
A little play on "two weeks" from Total Recall buddy.
01-22-2003, 01:50 PM
I'd only like to say to Jonathan...CONGRATULATIONS!!! SAFE AND PEACEFUL TRAINING!!! ;)
And to Aleksey....KUATO LIVES! :p :p
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