View Full Version : Attention all Patriots
10-07-2002, 09:18 PM
The Taliban and Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife. Next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude.
(Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts
to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similar-minded patriots.
Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked
Allied countries strongly encouraged to join.
Please forward any and all reallllly gooood photos to me.
10-08-2002, 03:41 AM
You are a sick man indeed. :p
10-08-2002, 07:03 AM
Do the little blue haired ladies have to participate?
10-09-2002, 09:11 PM
hahah oh that would be grand just dont do it unitil after nov 4 then it would be legal for me to watch :) hahahhaha
10-10-2002, 02:26 AM
Don't just sit there dinking beer, eat some pork with your left hand as well.
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