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ravenest
11-22-2010, 07:37 PM
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....

Anthony Loeppert
11-22-2010, 09:28 PM
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....

Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke...

mickeygelum
11-22-2010, 09:36 PM
...cuz the Aikido master got knocked out and the other three were just sticking up for their buddy!...Ah-hahahahahahaha :D

Michael Hackett
11-22-2010, 10:49 PM
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.

Janet Rosen
11-23-2010, 09:39 AM
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.

:D

Dan Rubin
11-23-2010, 09:50 AM
and the Aikido teacher stepped off to one side, drank their beer and left with their women.

You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men? ;)

Janet Rosen
11-23-2010, 10:11 AM
You sexist! Why do you assume they're all men? ;)

Who is more likely to be in barroom brawls ? :)

David Maidment
11-23-2010, 11:00 AM
Why do we assume only a man can woo and leave with a woman? Pfft... :p

Michael Hackett
11-23-2010, 11:21 AM
Dan and David raise good points.....but where did I refer to the sex of the teacher? I didn't refer to the teacher's gender cuz I couldn't figure which way would be funnier to me. See, I can be politically correct, insensitive lout that I am.

Demetrio Cereijo
11-23-2010, 12:11 PM
A small country town has a boxing teacher, a judo teacher, a karate teacher and an aikido teacher. One friday night at the pub all hell breaks loose into a massive brawl. The boxing instructor is ducking and weaving and punching people in the head, the judo instructor is throwing people across tables and through windows, the karate instructor is kicking people in their eye with his big toe and dislocating shoulders ....

while the aikido instructor unsuccesfully tries to convince them to stop kicking the crap of the people who started the brawl...his/her wannabe budoka larping deshi.

danj
11-23-2010, 05:09 PM
I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist

Michael Hackett
11-23-2010, 07:13 PM
Now THAT'S funny - I don't care who you are.

oisin bourke
11-24-2010, 06:46 AM
I heard she was sobbing at the bar ..telling the bartender that no-one would grab her wrist

You beat me to it!

How about this:
The aikidoka is still trying to tie their hakama.

ravenest
11-25-2010, 06:16 PM
Okay ... (they were quiet good by the way) ...

No one said "What about the Aikido master?"

Answer: He didnt go out that night.