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ninjaray
11-17-2009, 02:04 PM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

thisisnotreal
11-17-2009, 02:16 PM
good first try!

(ask akiy via PM... )

Keith Larman
11-17-2009, 02:28 PM
Classy...

lbb
11-17-2009, 02:55 PM
Wait, you can get an account for that?

Kevin Leavitt
11-17-2009, 02:56 PM
lol..i was wondering the same thing Mary!

Keith Larman
11-17-2009, 03:23 PM
Wait, you can get an account for that?

No wonder I keep getting turned down.... Wrong account...

ninjaqutie
11-17-2009, 04:01 PM
His first post is how to delete his account? Interesting.

Marc Abrams
11-17-2009, 04:15 PM
I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......:D

Marc Abrams

Keith Larman
11-17-2009, 04:50 PM
I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......:D

Marc Abrams

Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

David Maidment
11-17-2009, 05:46 PM
Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Facts:

Ninjas are mammals.
Ninjas fight ALL the time.
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Demetrio Cereijo
11-17-2009, 06:06 PM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
Get a frisbee.

Rob Watson
11-17-2009, 06:54 PM
The aikido way is to avoid opening an account in the first place.

Darryl Cowens
11-17-2009, 07:12 PM
Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Yes... but they do it silently ;)

Keith Larman
11-17-2009, 07:27 PM
Yes... but they do it silently ;)

Yeah -- you'd think a real ninja would just quietly vanish leaving no trace.

Kevin Leavitt
11-17-2009, 07:38 PM
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

Thomas Campbell
11-17-2009, 07:55 PM
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

There are in Seattle:

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/185393.asp?source=mypi

Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled on First Hill fence post

A drunk man believing himself to be a ninja drew the help of Seattle police and aid crews late Monday after impaling himself on a First Hill fence post, a police spokesperson said.

The man's ninja skills, it seems, were bested by the 4- to 5-foot-tall fence he attempted to vault, according to the police statement. He ended up stuck on a spike atop the fence in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue.

After an officer in the area heard the man's screams and located him at about 11:15 p.m., Seattle Fire Department personnel were able to free the man. They took him to Harborview Medical Center, where officers attempted to ascertain exactly what the would-be silent assassin was up to.

"The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4'-5' fence," the police spokesman said in a statement. "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol."

Keith Larman
11-17-2009, 08:21 PM
An oldie, but a goodie...

Disgruntled Ninja (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39001)

gdandscompserv
11-17-2009, 08:36 PM
So Jun does have a sense of humor.:cool:

Shannon Frye
11-17-2009, 08:39 PM
We could always go start trouble over on NINJAWEB. I can't delete my account over there!!!:D

Erick Mead
11-18-2009, 06:56 AM
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED:D

Patrick Hutchinson
11-18-2009, 07:09 AM
It's absurd and naive to think that you can talk about closing your fucking account without first demonstrating spiral windings and use of the dantien, or at least mentioning the Three Tenors of Aiki.

Shannon Frye
11-18-2009, 08:03 AM
Have you tried :

UP - DOWN - UP - DOWN

LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT - RIGHT
A- B - A - B

????:D

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Keith Larman
11-18-2009, 09:55 AM
Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Generally the square tsuba on his straight sword worn on his back rather than through his obi is the dead giveaway.

RED
11-18-2009, 11:06 AM
I'm a ninja!

Chris Covington
11-18-2009, 11:24 AM
Shannon,

Wow Contra ninjas? Sweet!

Shadowfax
11-18-2009, 11:28 AM
I'm a ninja!

wait a second here.... Ninja's are not supposed to glow are they?

Steven
11-18-2009, 11:53 AM
Wait, you can get an account for that?

Now that's funny. Thanks Mary! :D

Dan Rubin
11-18-2009, 12:45 PM
Omigosh! I just added the ninja to my "ignore" list and his post became invisible!! Scary....

ninjaqutie
11-18-2009, 01:04 PM
HAHA... yes ninja are all around us.... ::throws smoke bomb and dissapears::

Keith Larman
11-18-2009, 01:08 PM
Ah, yes, ninja... I know a lot of guys who wanted to be ninja. Not me. Nope. What I always wanted to be was a LUMBERJACK!

Sing along! Ooooooh, I'm a lumberjack...

P.S. Sorry, Jun, just too much fun. After all the tension about so much stuff here it is nice to have a few moments of levity...

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 01:14 PM
I'm a ninja!

No your not.

one down.

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 01:16 PM
Generally the square tsuba on his straight sword worn on his back rather than through his obi is the dead giveaway.

Ahh I thought it might be more like a lapel pin or something.

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 01:18 PM
Ah, yes, ninja... I know a lot of guys who wanted to be ninja. Not me. Nope. What I always wanted to be was a LUMBERJACK!

Sing along! Ooooooh, I'm a lumberjack...

P.S. Sorry, Jun, just too much fun. After all the tension about so much stuff here it is nice to have a few moments of levity...

I agree..levity is needed.

I want to be a dentist....and my first name to be Harvey

thisisnotreal
11-18-2009, 01:23 PM
here `ya go< (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfppmGL6fY)

Erick Mead
11-18-2009, 01:33 PM
Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?No. You can't tell a ninja anything...

:)

Marc Abrams
11-18-2009, 01:44 PM
Ah, yes, ninja... I know a lot of guys who wanted to be ninja. Not me. Nope. What I always wanted to be was a LUMBERJACK!

Sing along! Ooooooh, I'm a lumberjack...

P.S. Sorry, Jun, just too much fun. After all the tension about so much stuff here it is nice to have a few moments of levity...

Keith:

As with all good lumberjacks, I assume that you love to press flowers and dress up like a women and go to bars...:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0

Marc Abrams

dps
11-18-2009, 01:45 PM
Ninjas have special training and abilities, like Ninja Haru.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZ07fb2j1A

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 01:47 PM
...thwack

Keith Larman
11-18-2009, 01:51 PM
Keith:

As with all good lumberjacks, I assume that you love to press flowers and dress up like a women and go to bars...:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0

Marc Abrams

I was at that Monty Python concert at the Hollywood bowl that they filmed. Ah, such great memories...

Albatross!

Marc Abrams
11-18-2009, 02:47 PM
I was at that Monty Python concert at the Hollywood bowl that they filmed. Ah, such great memories...

Albatross!

Keith:

I can no longer count the number of times that I have seen the Holy Grail (Funniest movie ever made) and my youngest son and I love to watch episodes of the flying circus on the DVD.... So much more entertaining than the eloquent ninjas! I have been known to break out into Monty Skits in the middle of class...

Marc Abrams

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 03:31 PM
My 9 year old has two coconut shells in his room. He loves The Holy Grail.

Tinyboy344
11-18-2009, 04:15 PM
I'm a ninja!

WASSUP MY NINJA! :cool:

ninjaqutie
11-18-2009, 04:43 PM
Keith:

I can no longer count the number of times that I have seen the Holy Grail (Funniest movie ever made)

Great movie. I am still asking for it on DVD (I never get it for myself). Gotta just love the simple humor in that movie.... :D

RED
11-18-2009, 05:11 PM
wait a second here.... Ninja's are not supposed to glow are they?

...it is the mystery that keeps my enemies at bay :straightf

RED
11-18-2009, 05:12 PM
WASSUP MY NINJA! :cool:

:cool:

Erick Mead
11-18-2009, 05:30 PM
My 9 year old has two coconut shells in his room. He loves The Holy Grail.Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
:)

Rob Watson
11-18-2009, 05:34 PM
It's absurd and naive to think that you can talk about closing your fucking account without first demonstrating spiral windings and use of the dantien, or at least mentioning the Three Tenors of Aiki.

Leave that IP nonsense in the non-aikido forum.

Rob Watson
11-18-2009, 05:42 PM
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
:)

The missing 11th commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors coconuts.

thisisnotreal
11-18-2009, 05:49 PM
http://www.sellthelie.com/files/u4/ninja_crouch_0.jpg

eyrie
11-18-2009, 07:07 PM
Wait, you can get an account for that? You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up? :p

Steven
11-18-2009, 08:53 PM
The greatest of all Ninja:
http://www.askaninja.com

Kevin Leavitt
11-18-2009, 09:00 PM
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
:)

nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.

Steven
11-18-2009, 09:10 PM
http://www.askaninja.com/node/5568

dps
11-18-2009, 09:34 PM
nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

David

Erick Mead
11-18-2009, 09:53 PM
Leave that IP nonsense in the non-aikido forum.
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Cynrod
11-18-2009, 10:38 PM
here `ya go< (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfppmGL6fY)

hahahahaha,,, that one just made my night,,,, Thanks Josh :D .

Linda Eskin
11-18-2009, 11:57 PM
My 9 year old has two coconut shells in his room. He loves The Holy Grail.

There's an app for that: "Coconut Horse"

Yes, of course it's on my iPhone. :D

CNYMike
11-19-2009, 12:44 AM
Keith:

I can no longer count the number of times that I have seen the Holy Grail (Funniest movie ever made) and my youngest son and I love to watch episodes of the flying circus on the DVD....

I had a couople of their audio cassettes, incuding the on with the Argumet Clinic on it. My mom really liked that one. We visited an old friend and got into "Don't argue with me!" "I'm not arguing" "Yes, you are." She thought we were nuts until I played the source material.

Which reminds me, how's sensei Bruce in Australia?

G'DAY!

Rob Watson
11-19-2009, 09:42 AM
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Repression and oppression are nuts from the opposite side of the tree. Too many coconuts can lead to gastric upset and depression. However if one mixes an appropriate amount of elderberries with the coconuts while burning the branches of a larch tree a great source of hidden power is revealed which can be used to overturn to totalitarian paradigm and restore power to the proletariate. Of course, the dreaded side effects can include silly walking and Tourette syndrome like symptoms.

Rob Watson
11-19-2009, 09:43 AM
You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up? :p

Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...

CNYMike
11-19-2009, 10:06 AM
Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...

So what else is new? :p :)

thisisnotreal
11-19-2009, 10:34 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrX2dnfvNL4/SrBZR660wzI/AAAAAAAAALU/ymgqQCmWPUc/s1600/Scorpion_01b.jpg

in soviet russia, ninja deletes *you*

moooo haa haaa

Kevin Leavitt
11-19-2009, 11:01 AM
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

David

Maybe Erick Mead could provide a diagram that could show how a European Ninja be able to do this, as I think it is possible.

George S. Ledyard
11-19-2009, 11:18 AM
Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED:D

It is a known fact that the Ninja are simply the enforcement arm of the of the international Masonic conspiracy controlled by the Illuminati using the Tri-Lateral Commission and the Carlyle Group as fronts.

Marc Abrams
11-19-2009, 11:19 AM
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.

David

I have just been notified by the budo bridge keeper that all ninja, whether they be African, European, Laden, Unladen,.... have been tossed into the abyss. Regular programming may now resume.

Marc Abrams

George S. Ledyard
11-19-2009, 11:20 AM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

Aren't you glad you asked so nicely?

Keith Larman
11-19-2009, 11:34 AM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

Take a large sledgehammer and smash the computer, monitor, keyboard, etc. Make sure to totally demolish the hard drive as that has all your critical data. Next, make sure you pull all the wires that attached the computer to the wall/phoneline/whatever and rip those out all the way to the source. Fill your bathtub with water and drop everything into the water while still plugged in. This will help ensure everything shorts out correctly. Jolting feelings are normal during this process. So is that burning flesh smell. As this will likely result in your own electrocution it will also suffice to erase your existence. Kind of the ultimate "delete my account" deal.

If you have any further technical questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

HTH

Of course this is all in jest. Sorta.

ninjaqutie
11-19-2009, 12:02 PM
Maybe try "Ctrl W" or "Alt F4" :D

Dennis Hooker
11-19-2009, 12:49 PM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

I tryed to get one of those when I was younger but they always made me pay cash up front.

Toby Threadgill
11-19-2009, 01:29 PM
Yeah....

Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?

SeiserL
11-19-2009, 01:35 PM
I don't get this number of respones when I write a column.

As they say, everyone lights up a room. Some when they enter and some when they leave. (I guess some when the find the light switch.)

Keith Larman
11-19-2009, 03:16 PM
Yeah....

Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?

But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...

David Board
11-19-2009, 04:29 PM
But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...

I could have sworn she was yelling No Account at you last night...Oops sorry. Wrong gentleman, my apologies.:D

RED
11-19-2009, 05:27 PM
So.. how long until they close this thread down? lol

gdandscompserv
11-19-2009, 05:45 PM
So.. how long until they close this thread down? lol
At the very least it should be moved to the Non-Aikido Martial Traditions thread.;)

eyrie
11-19-2009, 06:09 PM
Or the Non-Aikido Marital Traditions....

Steven
11-19-2009, 06:52 PM
But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...

:p

Erick Mead
11-19-2009, 08:04 PM
Maybe Erick Mead could provide a diagram that could show how a European Ninja be able to do this, as I think it is possible.Your wish, m'lord ...

Given that Ninja's are mebbe two orders of magnitude greater in mass, with a scaling factor -- we simply interpolate --

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-graphs-coconut-transport.gif


But, really I think the occupational demographics are far more fascinating ...


http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/picture-159.png

Kevin Leavitt
11-19-2009, 09:39 PM
lol Erick...I KNEW you could do this! all in good fun! thanks!

Janet Rosen
11-19-2009, 10:55 PM
I don't get this number of respones when I write a column.)

Oh crap, there goes next month's column topic....

Darryl Cowens
11-20-2009, 12:50 AM
Ninjaray can't have found the answer... the account seems to still be active.. ;)

Kevin Leavitt
11-20-2009, 04:04 AM
hmmmm...or is it active? maybe he deleted it and it is just an lllusion!

Kevin Leavitt
11-20-2009, 04:05 AM
If you have an account on Aikiweb and you don't visit it, does it really exist?

Mark Peckett
11-20-2009, 05:33 AM
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

salim
11-20-2009, 06:48 AM
Aren't you glad you asked so nicely?

I'll ask nicely for him.

Could you please let me know how I can delete my account?

Thank you,

thisisnotreal
11-20-2009, 07:00 AM
That was fucking nice of you, Salim.

Mark Uttech
11-20-2009, 07:48 AM
Onegaishimasu. Potty mouth is a sure sign of poor training/teaching.
In gassho,

Mark

James Davis
11-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Shouldn't Chuck Norris have taken care of this guy by now?:)

Kevin Leavitt
11-20-2009, 11:53 AM
maybe we are viewing the contrails left over from Chuck.

thisisnotreal
11-20-2009, 11:54 AM
fnord!

Keith Larman
11-20-2009, 12:29 PM
Shouldn't Chuck Norris have taken care of this guy by now?:)

Nah, if Chuck punched him there would be nothing left to see. Hence the silence...

Franklin Newby
11-20-2009, 01:53 PM
His momma was a ninja.

YogaRen
11-21-2009, 08:10 PM
I just wanted to make sure I got a post in on this thread.

How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

crbateman
11-21-2009, 11:45 PM
How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...

Rob Watson
11-22-2009, 12:02 AM
There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...

Not all of us are so well endowed ...

Erick Mead
11-22-2009, 07:24 AM
There's not enough room to screw in a light bulb...Ninjas cannot be seen. Since a lightbulb produces light, Ninjas must exceed the speed of light, of course, to evade it -- since they are "not being seen."

As such, by exceeding the speed of light the ninja achieves, according to general relativity, infinite mass, but therefore immediately collapses under his own gravity into a black hole. But since his initial mass was so small, the event horizon radius of this infinitesimal black hole easily fits in a lightbulb. Many of them, in fact. There would certainly enough ninjas for some interesting and censored manga treatment, if, of course, light could escape from fornicating blackholes, which it can't -- so the printing costs for page after page of nothing but black ink would be prohibitive, no matter how alluring the cover art...

Given the acknowledged number of ninjas that are actively "not being seen" -- the gravitational effects are not trivial. Of course, the concentration of ninjas in Japan is well-known. Accordingly, the uneven distribution on the globe of this mass of extremely massive, unmentionably writhing ninjas in the light bulb in question would cause a warp in the earth's gravitational field, causing it to become much shorter in one axis than the other, and to bend slightly around the center of the anomaly -- in the Kabukicho in Tokyo. And this is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

The ground would shift and gravity would be altered -- incidentally, among other things, destroying those schools of internal arts that depend on the ground and gravity, leaving them weak and vulnerable, and need of protection, relying likely on the services of more ninja -- and so the problem can only grow.

All of this stretching and writhing and buckling (the earth, not the fornicating ninjas) would cause many earthquakes -- a well known feature of Japan, and also in New Zealand -- but in New Zealand, of course they have fewer ninjas, and so fewer earthquakes, but many, many more sheep. Since ninjas by nature and training innnately lust after sheep, much more than they lust after other ninjas, who they can't see anyway, there are fewer gravitational anomalies created in New Zealand. And of course, with that many sheep's bladders around -- what few earthquakes might occur can mostly be prevented and are hardly any problem at all.

Really, this new learning amazes me ...

Kevin Leavitt
11-22-2009, 08:52 AM
So the bottomline is Japan has earthquakes because of ninja? Interesting.

It sounds reasonable. Everyone knows that there are more Ninjas on the west coast of the US vice the east coast. That is backed up with the data showing that there are more earthquakes on the west coast than east coast.

Then there is the Chuck Norris factor...I think there are less Ninja in the US because of Chuck. He doesn't like Ninja I have heard and kills them quite frequently.

Since we all know that coconuts migrate with Ninja, that also explains why we don't have many coconut trees in the US where as in Asian Countries where ninja are more prevalent there are lots of coconuts.

Erick Mead
11-22-2009, 09:17 AM
So the bottomline is Japan has earthquakes because of ninja? Interesting. All true.

Then there is the Chuck Norris factor...I think there are less Ninja in the US because of Chuck. He doesn't like Ninja I have heard and kills them quite frequently.Not exactly. It is well known that Steven Hawking proved that black holes inevitably evaporate -- this is because Chuck's influence subtly pervades the entire universe -- but in his actual presence black holes burst like soap bubbles, and ninjas cannot survive that.

:)

Kevin Leavitt
11-22-2009, 09:34 AM
So the mere presence of Chuck would kill a ninja. So you could probably determine where Chuck Norris by determining the density of ninja in a particular area.

That might be useful. As we all know that you can only delete your aikiweb account if you get permission from Chuck Norris.

Erick Mead
11-22-2009, 11:47 AM
So the mere presence of Chuck would kill a ninja. So you could probably determine where Chuck Norris by determining the density of ninja in a particular area.

That might be useful. As we all know that you can only delete your aikiweb account if you get permission from Chuck Norris.
And so the problem posed for our good friend ninjaray is really quite sad, indeed.

If he were to get close enough to Chuck to get permission to close the account, not only could he no longer remain "not being seen" -- he would simply be no more; he would cease to be, he'd pass on! He'd've expired and gone to meet his maker! A late ninja ! A stiff! Bereft of life, he'd rest in peace! If you hadn't screwed him into the light bulb he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolical processes would be history ! He'd've hopped the twig! He'd've shuffled off this mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' Choir Iinvisible! In short, he would be -- an EX-NINJA.

So really, y'all should have more sympathy for poor ninjaray's rather desparate plight.

I hear tell that Jun is well-loved by Chuck. Perhaps he'll put in a good word...
:)

Mark Peckett
11-22-2009, 11:55 AM
Ninjas aren't invisible. Chuck simply refuses to acknowledge that they exist.

dps
11-22-2009, 08:20 PM
Maybe Ninjaray could type a note asking Chuck Norris if he could delete his !@#$%^& account and stuff it in a coconut, tie it to a sparrow and have the sparrow fly the coconut to Chuck Norris.

David

Michael Hackett
11-22-2009, 08:42 PM
I'm not sure Ninjaray has any coconuts to spare....

Darryl Cowens
11-22-2009, 10:05 PM
Ninja sminger.... Arnie eats green berets for breakfast..

mathewjgano
11-22-2009, 10:18 PM
Maybe Ninjaray could type a note asking Chuck Norris if he could delete his !@#$%^& account and stuff it in a coconut, tie it to a sparrow and have the sparrow fly the coconut to Chuck Norris.

David

I dunno David...I mean, how would it maintain its air-speed velocity? :D
....and now for something completely different.

dps
11-22-2009, 10:42 PM
I dunno David...I mean, how would it maintain its air-speed velocity? :D
....and now for something completely different.

The African Sparrow;

http://images23.fotki.com/v878/photos/1/127099/4777033/248443LQtP_w-vi.jpg

David

Kevin Leavitt
11-23-2009, 09:46 AM
An African Swallow could carry a coconut, but would definitely be de-feathered upon approaching Chuck...so he would not actually get the message!

Ketsan
11-23-2009, 10:26 AM
Onegaishimasu. Potty mouth is a sure sign of poor training/teaching.
In gassho,

Mark

That's bull***t :D

Tinyboy344
11-23-2009, 11:43 AM
Wow, I'm f***ing surprised that this f***ing thread f***ing has so many f***ing replies. And most of the f***ing replies f***ing have nothing to do with the first f***ing post. This is f***ing interesting.

Kevin Leavitt
11-23-2009, 11:53 AM
Duy...I don't understand? It is all very simple.

Chuck, Ninja, Coconut....what is there not to understand.

Marc Abrams
11-23-2009, 12:39 PM
Wow, I'm f***ing surprised that this f***ing thread f***ing has so many f***ing replies. And most of the f***ing replies f***ing have nothing to do with the first f***ing post. This is f***ing interesting.

Duy:

Obviously you have never explored the secret art of ninja in which they use mind control to get African swallows to drop coconut shells on Chuck, thereby controlling his mind so that he sees to it that the F*&%@$!*#^$*#^$* ing account gets deleted :hypno: !

Marc Abrams

jss
11-23-2009, 01:13 PM
Chuck, Ninja, Coconut....what is there not to understand.
For one, what about the pirates?

thisisnotreal
11-23-2009, 01:33 PM
For one, what about the pirates?
Who said anything about the Dutch?

Nick P.
11-23-2009, 01:37 PM
An African Swallow could carry a coconut, but would definitely be de-feathered upon approaching Chuck...so he would not actually get the message!

That has just made my signature line. Well done.

Kevin Leavitt
11-23-2009, 02:17 PM
For one, what about the pirates?

You see..THIS is the problem with the Aikido community. We are all like...uhhhh, what abooout the priates? whinnne!

Always gotta be PC and all that!

We all know that all priates work for either the Dutch, Spanish, or the Portuguese....okay Somali's want in on it too these days, but they aren't REAL pirates as they I have not seen them wear eye patches or really cool pirate hats.

and THAT would really piss of the Ninja as they have always been a little self conscious about the fact that there is no Ninja hat, and they secretly really wanna where a hat, but have not found one that stays on their heads when doing ninja flips, while throwing shurikens.

Anyway....I digress...

pissing off ninja is not good. They would probably start taking it out on all the pirates and then probably even kill some folks that were not really pirates, but dressed up like pirates...like the workers at Long John Silver.

This is definitely NOT a good thing as then the Workers at Long John Silver would start complaining about the random Ninja deaths of fellow employees and they would go to the Yakuza for protection from the Ninja.

Sigh,

well the Yakuza...well lets just say that they have to ask Chuck Norris for "permission" to protect the employees of Long John Silver.....

Sigh...

So...do you see why bringing pirates into the conversation can be problematic?

dps
11-23-2009, 02:50 PM
How about a pirate named Sparrow with parrots?
http://www.gigsalad.com/media/uploads/parrot_jack/images/jack-mug-3-sm1.jpg
would he be able to carry coconuts to Chuck Norris?

David

Kevin Leavitt
11-23-2009, 03:00 PM
http://fromthebooksofexlibris.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/adamant1981.jpg

I dunnno..maybe two parrots could definitely carry a coconut, but what about Adam Ant...he looks like a pirate, but I don't believe he actually IS a pirate...maybe he could ask Chuck?

dps
11-23-2009, 03:08 PM
Ummm, I think Chuck would prefer to talk to,

http://z.hubpages.com/u/766347_f520.jpg

Atom Ant



David