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Aikibu
09-23-2008, 12:24 PM
From:

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

To paraphrase the father of Soviet Communism

"We don't need to do anything to destroy Capitalism other than give the Capitalists enough rope to hang themselves"

Boy are the next 30 years going to be fun!!!

William Hazen

lbb
09-23-2008, 01:15 PM
There's a solution (http://www.buymyshitpile.com/).

My entry is here (http://www.buymyshitpile.com/node/1208).

Aikibu
09-23-2008, 01:48 PM
I love that site. LOL

William Hazen

eric_lecaptain
09-25-2008, 10:51 AM
lenin right?!? :rolleyes:
HAAAA HAHAHA!!!!

jennifer paige smith
09-25-2008, 01:02 PM
lenin right?!? :rolleyes:
HAAAA HAHAHA!!!!

Where I'm from we'd say Lenin was 'Left' :p .

But, on a more serious, perhaps, note: It isn't the hands that run the machine , right or left, but the mind/body that operates Them.
Our country will look very much like the Soviet Republic of today if we are to continue on with the like minded that are running it today.

Think we'll actually still have an election?:grr:

Back to the home shopping network,
Jen

Aikibu
09-25-2008, 02:00 PM
lenin right?!? :rolleyes:
HAAAA HAHAHA!!!!

I thought it was Phunny too. :D

William Hazen