A joke for the day

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[Mike Hamer]

O Sensei was walking along the road, and feeling hungry, he stopped at a nearby hotdog stand. The man at the hotdog stand says, " What can I get for you sir?" O Sensei replied, "I'll have one with everything"

get it, like one with everything? That whole harmony thing?.........:straightf

[barry.clemons]

That was bad... LOL

[genego]

O Sensei was walking along the road, and feeling hungry, he stopped at a nearby hotdog stand. The man at the hotdog stand says, " What can I get for you sir?"

O Sensei replied, "Make me one with everything"

The hotdog vendor said that will be $5.00. O Sensei gave the vendor a twenty. The man put in the cash register. "What about my change?" said O Sensei.

"Ah" the man replied. "Change comes from within."

[klimber]

aahhh...so this was O Sensei's first moment of satori. :rolleyes: