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connie brown
10-11-2006, 02:56 PM
Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness.
For he will always be happy.
-Chade Meng ~

Things are not what they seem;
Nor are they otherwise.
-Lankavatara Sutra

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Jill N
10-11-2006, 09:27 PM
Just because you are paranoid, that doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

OK, maybe not zen, but funny.
e ya

10-12-2006, 03:59 AM
what did the zen cow say?

10-12-2006, 04:26 AM
So a buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor in Times Square and says "Make me one with everything" and hands him a 5.

The hot dog vendor chuckels and goes about his bisnuess. Finally the vendor asks "What are you doin there?'
The buddist replies "My change?"
The vendor says "Beat it baldy, change comes from within."

Jim ashby
10-14-2006, 12:14 AM
Posted this before but here goes!
Q. What is red, yet at the same time invisible?
A. No tomatoes.