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RampantWolf
09-20-2006, 04:33 AM
From a T-Shirt I saw somewhere...

How many Aikidoka's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to perform the technique and one to take the fall.

Three: Two to practice and one to correct the mistakes.

Eleven: One to change it and ten to say 'That's nice, but we do it differently in our Dojo'.

Lots: A Sensei to demonstrate and explain the subtleties of the circular motions needed to project the bulb into the socket... and a whole class full of students to miss the point.

One Black Belt: But it takes a long time to try all the possible variations.

One Instructor: But first they willl show you five ways to do it wrong before doing it the right way.

One Beginner: But the lightbulb must initiate an attack.