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aikidoc
06-05-2006, 01:47 PM
http://cosmicfighting.atspace.com/update.html

The Grand Celestial Do guys are at it again.

It's no wonder they had a Tulsarian Alert and had to go into hiding. Excusing the expression but they must have pissed someone off.


"Tulsarian Alert!

On Saturday, February 11, 2006, a Tulsarian alert is issued. All students must attend class at their alternate location at Delta 9.

New students will not be accepted at this time due to the alert. The community centers and facilities that house the classes will not be holding classes at the specified location until the alert is canceled. "

They probably went on alert because people started wondering what kind of "kookie monsters" they were.

Geez. I'm from Michigan originally and I'm embarrassed that people from my home state pay $750 / month for this tripe.

Here's another master piece: I developed a new type of sexual orientation called "Freedom." It's a sexual orientation that is not subjected to categorization. A person can prefer either heterosexual unions of the same species or he or she can prefer homosexual, inter-species, inter-phylum, inter- genus unions. He or she can prefer one specific type of union now, but then prefer another type of union later on. There are no restrictions or categorizations. Any type of union is possible provided that the partner is a mature, consenting individual, or plant, or fungi, or species, etc. (For instance, I strictly do not condone the raping of trees or any other animate or inanimate beings who are non-consenting in the act.)

When someone asks me what my sexual orientation is, I proudly say my sexual orientation is "Freedom!" When someone asks me what are you - gay, straight, or bisexual. I say, "I'm neither. I'm Freedom!"


I love the tree raping statement. This guy is definitely off the planet.

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Tom Johnson
06-05-2006, 02:20 PM
wow.

MikeLogan
06-05-2006, 02:39 PM
unless the subject line referred to what one must resort to in a self-defense situation against the desert, I see no reason this shouldn't be in the humor section.

aikidoc
06-05-2006, 02:41 PM
I know. I thought about putting it in the humor threads. It is definitely great for a chuckle. I've been to a few of those areas: Flint, Fenton, etc. I don't recall any abnormal pollution that might cause such delusions. At $30 plus bucks an hour, I'm amazed he has a following.

kironin
06-05-2006, 03:19 PM
$750/month per student ?

hmmm.....

where can I get abducted ?

:crazy:

Mark Freeman
06-05-2006, 03:43 PM
Amusing in a 'sad' way.
That there are fellow human beings who have "more money than sense" is in no doubt. :(

If I were to be politically incorrect I might say "only in America", but luckily the poster of this little amusing aside, has already expressed his dismay at his fellow counntrymen, so I think I can get away with it ;)

regards

Mork ;)

emma.mason15
06-05-2006, 04:38 PM
yeah my fella was telling me about this the other day ..... oh how we laughed!

emma.mason15
06-05-2006, 04:42 PM
On November 12, 2005, dedicated students, Mary Sullivan and Richard McNeil, took their vows in marriage. The students met each other at Master Boise's class and fell in love ever since. Mary has passed her fifth axiom fellowshipward and Richard has passed his twelfth axiom fellowshipward on his way to becoming a Celestial Master himself. Grandmaster Salusbury was away and could not attend the ceremony, but he bestowed high amounts of yellow spectral Photonic energy upon them, so they can live in joy and happiness forever.

good god .... people are soooooo stupid!

aikidoc
06-05-2006, 05:16 PM
"yellow spectral Photonic energy from Salusbury". For someone proposing people drink urine, I'd be cautious about anyone want to send me anything "yellow" from that group. The comment section is a lot less kind than us gentler aikidoka.

This almost seems like a "cult" to me. Paying from $500-750 a month for 4 hours a week. I need to get on that gravy train.

aikidoc
06-05-2006, 05:18 PM
One of the commentors was pretty funny about the tree. He broke up with his oak and now the maples are looking pretty good, etc. He had to make sure it was a consenting inanimate object.

emma.mason15
06-05-2006, 05:20 PM
its ludicrus what people will believe.

Fred Little
06-05-2006, 05:35 PM
"yellow spectral Photonic energy from Salusbury". For someone proposing people drink urine, I'd be cautious about anyone want to send me anything "yellow" from that group. The comment section is a lot less kind than us gentler aikidoka.

This almost seems like a "cult" to me. Paying from $500-750 a month for 4 hours a week. I need to get on that gravy train.

Given the title of the thread and the earlier reference to yellow photonic energy, I'd be pretty cautious about the gravy train too.

crbateman
06-05-2006, 06:51 PM
Given the title of the thread and the earlier reference to yellow photonic energy, I'd be pretty cautious about the gravy train too.UGH! Wish I hadn't read that one... :rolleyes:

JAMJTX
06-05-2006, 07:00 PM
I saw this web site once before and really thought it was a joke.
You're seriously telling me it's not?

kaishaku
06-05-2006, 08:26 PM
If it's for real, I want to organize a group to go over there and challenge them. Did you see their "standing fetal position" defense posture?

YELLOW SPECTRAL PHOTONIC DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!

aikidoc
06-05-2006, 09:41 PM
I saw this web site once before and really thought it was a joke.
You're seriously telling me it's not?


Based on comments back to the commenters it would appear to be serious. Salusbury has ostensibly written a book about it and another about this abduction. Must be smoking some good weed.

Russell Pearse
06-05-2006, 09:53 PM
Now I know what is "missing" from aikido - photonic energy! Wonderful!

RebeccaM
06-05-2006, 10:01 PM
A person can prefer either heterosexual unions of the same species or he or she can prefer homosexual, inter-species, inter-phylum, inter- genus unions.
Lesbian squid sex here we come!

And I think I'll forgo any comments on wood and just stop right there.

aikidoc
06-05-2006, 10:13 PM
Or maple trees with knotholes. Hmmm.. wood for wood. Does wood come in different sizes or grains: splinter, twig, branch, limb, trunk? Do shade trees go in covered? Who needs levita or cialis when you've got wood. Do branches blow in the wind? Sorry. I could not resist. Lesbian squid sex-hmmm I'm not sure about that visual.

Qatana
06-05-2006, 10:55 PM
Hmm, Hokusai didn't do lesbian squid sex but I was just looking at the painting of the woman with the two octopusses...

Dajo251
06-05-2006, 11:28 PM
this thread has left me scared and confused

JAMJTX
06-06-2006, 12:45 AM
Scared and confused is a good description.
I am very much afraid of having these people running around loose.
I read some very bizzare things related to martial arts claims. There's a lot of great and funny stories out there.
But this one is just mind boggling. It's like it's too bizarre for someone to make up as a joke and too bizarre to be real. I;m just perplexed and at a loss. Maybe I have seen it all now.

Jim ashby
06-06-2006, 02:52 AM
These people are allowed to vote and breed. It's not often I despair of the gullibility of the human race but this is one of those times.

crbateman
06-06-2006, 04:57 AM
These people are allowed to vote and breed. But not at the same time... :D

aikidoc
06-06-2006, 07:50 AM
But not at the same time... :D

Are you sure about that. I'd be a very nervous voting booth if Salusbury walked in-he does not seem to discriminate against inanimate objects. Give him and opening . . . Sorry. After reading that guys philosophy and the drinking urine it put me in a state about as absurd as the site.

dps
06-06-2006, 03:24 PM
" yellow spectral Photonic energy"

My dog practices this art, but only allowed to outside.