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05-17-2006, 08:38 PM
A while ago me good buddy Boon posted the Aiki-species and descriptions.
think dungeons and dragons done with aikidoka!
So gotta ask ...
What aiki-species are you?

05-17-2006, 08:52 PM
A highly evolved aikidoka, generally female. Using their feminine influence to lure their attackers in to false senses of security.
most happy when surrounded by many fit aikidoka (generally male) of any species or sub species.
natural habitat: everywhere ... world domination is their main agenda.
Strengths: amazing flexability and pout power.
weeknesses: can be easily distracted with talk of shoes, celebrities and can find other women aikidoka not of their own species threatening.
Special moves: big pout and puppy dog eyes. general suggestion and body language!

Chief Aiki-Siren
founder of this species ...
generally found causing male droolage in the humour forums.

05-17-2006, 09:00 PM
Me, Aiki-Orge (TM). Me, smash, smash, smash. Die puny uke, die!

Favourite quote: "You call that nikajo? My grandma can do better than that with her toes!"

Bo "Yoshi-Orge (TM)" on.

05-20-2006, 04:29 PM
An Aiki-Penitent, because of my bacground in karate.

05-22-2006, 08:07 PM
bless you for admitting that! *ducks and hopes not to get stomped in to mulch!*

philippe willaume
05-31-2006, 10:43 AM
Uruk kaiki (could be silver back gorilla but I am too young to get grey there yes)

Quote: why using technique when you can use brute force.
Special trait: try to do yonkio allway on the same spot because it is more painful in the long run.

dojo of the white hand (obviously)

06-02-2006, 12:40 AM
bless you for admitting that! *ducks and hopes not to get stomped in to mulch!*

Actually, I thought about it and the "aiki penitent" disgination came from the other thread. But what would I call myself?

Let's try this:


He's big, lumbering, and something of a hot head, although he tries to keep his cool around other Aiki-species, (at least he thinks he does). Balrog genuninely enjoys the company of other species, such as the elves (think lean, mean LOTR-type elves) but lacks their grace and flexibility, making him difficult to throw; even other balrogs report it is like throwing a cinder block. And he hits the floor with such a sickening thud species unfamiliar with him will ask, "Are you all right?"

Although armed with the weapons from other genuses and lands, Balrog is still intent on learning the Aiki lore and weapons mostly because he likes to. There is some hope that with exposure to other species, he will adapt and be more like them. In the mean time, brace for the shock waves when he lands!

Eric Webber
06-02-2006, 09:46 AM
Aiki-Ali: rolls like a pin wheel, hits like a hammer.