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kaishaku
05-07-2006, 11:22 PM
Sorry, just a parody thread :D

Hanna B
05-08-2006, 05:32 AM
In the forum, 90% of the threads are bogus. ;)

happysod
05-08-2006, 06:43 AM
83% of us want better statistics

Mike Sigman
05-08-2006, 06:59 AM
89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

SeiserL
05-08-2006, 07:49 AM
If by "fake" you mean not the same intent and intensity as a realistic fight on the street, then yes it's fake because its training.

Mark Freeman
05-08-2006, 08:12 AM
83% of us want better statistics
89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A recent poll revealled that 87.5% of people who quote statistics are 100% in need of proffesional help, this same poll also revealled that people who conduct polls are also 97.5% suspect and should be avoided at all costs

Yann Golanski
05-08-2006, 08:14 AM
Lies, damned lies, and statistics!!!

happysod
05-08-2006, 09:00 AM
Lies, damned lies, and statistics!!! Ahem, if I may amend this to the more correct "Lies, damned lies, and statistics plus many years of gainful employment". To that end, here are more of the "secret statistics of aikiweb threads"

63.91% of all humour threads get serious answers
25.6% of all serious threads become humorous despite themselves
89% of dojos practiced at by a thread starter do the one true aikido while over 200% of all dojos mentioned in passing fail the aikido litmus test
39% of people prefer jo to bokken, especially in the new minty wood flavour.

merlynn
05-08-2006, 11:18 AM
and 100% of us have our minds in the gutter :D:p

Steve Mullen
05-09-2006, 03:41 AM
*looks around*

nope, that would be just you and the other aiki-sirens karen

*runs for safety*

Mark Freeman
05-09-2006, 03:49 AM
and 100% of us have our minds in the gutter :D:p

You may be prejudiced by your own predispositions Karen :D

Some of us have half our minds in the gutter and the other half on the stars...Tenchinage anyone? ;)

SeiserL
05-09-2006, 07:56 AM
and 100% of us have our minds in the gutter :D:p
I am there with all my friends and the training is great.

merlynn
05-09-2006, 08:43 AM
*looks around*

nope, that would be just you and the other aiki-sirens karen

*runs for safety*

:grr: nowhere to run , nowhere to hide :grr: evileyes

emma.mason15
05-09-2006, 04:05 PM
.... and this is where I jump in yeah??? lmao

its a well known fact that 99.9% of an aiki-sirens mind is in the gutter .....
the other .1% is just waiting to be dragged back there!

(sigh .... wheres my shoulder angel ???)