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solidsteven
05-02-2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.fightfast.com/ShowView/deadeye/

"If your life is ever threatened by an attacker… no matter how big, mean, and ugly he is…
I want you to throw a standard paper clip — and embed it deep into his forehead from 16-feet away."

can someone tell me why we still train in Aikido, even though we could use this instead?

theflyingheadbuttsuplex
05-02-2006, 03:56 PM
LOL :D :D


I don't think that you should be believing this stuff!!

theflyingheadbuttsuplex
05-02-2006, 04:10 PM
It's a good thing you don't!

Lucy Smith
05-02-2006, 04:26 PM
To use our Ki to throw it farther away.

Psufencer
05-02-2006, 04:41 PM
Who needs ki? Want to do damage from 30 yards away? Just don't wash your feet! :D :yuck:

Qatana
05-02-2006, 06:52 PM
I think I'd rather just throw a rock.

xuzen
05-03-2006, 03:11 AM
The power of persuasive marketing... This better be some kind of joke.

James Davis
05-03-2006, 11:11 AM
http://www.fightfast.com/ShowView/deadeye/

"If your life is ever threatened by an attacker… no matter how big, mean, and ugly he is…
I want you to throw a standard paper clip — and embed it deep into his forehead from 16-feet away."

can someone tell me why we still train in Aikido, even though we could use this instead?
I'm constantly whipping paperclips at my co-workers, but no matter how much I may wish them dead, I just can't seem to get the killing technique right. :(

Psufencer
05-03-2006, 11:45 AM
Wonder if there are any bonus tips for shooting rubber bands, thumb-wrestling, or snowball fights? :D

Dajo251
05-03-2006, 12:51 PM
I used to lodge paper clips in cardboard boxes, dont think thats enough to kill somone though

Fred Little
05-03-2006, 01:20 PM
More authoritative, with eye-popping illustrations, is Ricky Jay's "Cards as Weapons."

It's out of print, but available from used booksellers for about $250.

He can also throw a chinese take-out quality chopstick into a hollow core door pretty handily too....

siwilson
05-03-2006, 04:43 PM
To use our Ki to throw it farther away.

Nah, Aikido has nothing to do with "Ki", it is just physics (mechanics).

This fruit on that web is a McDojo, Bad Budo, Bullshido, BuWan-Ka!

:)

emma.mason15
05-03-2006, 08:01 PM
tell ya what though. bob sounds like he'd be a handy man to have around if your car broke down ... not sure that Id want to have a steel bar through my arm ..... Now thats what I call and extreme piercing!

Dillon
05-03-2006, 11:26 PM
I've thrown a jo through a door from a good ways away, does that count?

thomas_dixon
05-04-2006, 01:01 AM
Nah, Aikido has nothing to do with "Ki", it is just physics (mechanics).

This fruit on that web is a McDojo, Bad Budo, Bullshido, BuWan-Ka!

:)

Kinesiology and Physiology :P

But yeah...thats ideal bullshido right there. I'm sure it'd be useful winning at darts in a bar/pub though ;)

statisticool
05-04-2006, 05:01 AM
There's only one way to counter these deadly techniques, use the posture called 'Hold Wallet Tightly'.

emma.mason15
05-04-2006, 05:19 PM
and be prepared to close-door-firmly!

Mark Freeman
05-09-2006, 06:47 PM
Nah, Aikido has nothing to do with "Ki", it is just physics (mechanics).

I wonder who slipped up by putting the ki in aikido? ;)

regards
Mark

siwilson
05-09-2006, 06:54 PM
I wonder who slipped up by putting the ki in aikido? ;)

regards
Mark

This crazy old Dude with a beard!

:freaky:

emma.mason15
05-09-2006, 07:55 PM
Noel Edmunds?

siwilson
05-10-2006, 02:29 AM
Noel Edmunds?

LOL!

http://www.noeledmonds.tv/

For those non-British who are scratching their heads.

;)