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merlynn
03-30-2006, 04:54 PM
ok so we all have an affection for our dear mr simpson so any thoughts as to what you would like to do with him or say to him when you finally meet the demigod of aikiweb :D :p ;)

aikidodragon
03-30-2006, 05:02 PM
first where are thoughs pictures nick. I need more pics to drual over during western civ.

two, run away with you and never give you back.

HE'S ALL MINE, AND I'M NOT SHARING!!!
I have plenty more, but can't get them aranged into an enttelegent paragraph.

merlynn
03-30-2006, 05:03 PM
mmmmmm id like to find out whats under that hakama he wears

aikidodragon
03-30-2006, 05:07 PM
he he

[spoiler]not just the hakama but the pance too.

merlynn
03-30-2006, 05:10 PM
he he

[spoiler]not just the hakama but the pance too.

sara honestly :blush: :eek:

aikidodragon
03-30-2006, 05:19 PM
well i would have blushed, but we all know how challenged i am. can't even get the tag rite. o well.

and you know i can't see whats under there.

(thinking bad thoughts)

guess i could read nick like a braille book though.

and yes i am blushing

Neil Mick
03-31-2006, 12:18 AM
how about...apply pin to expanding ego,,,?

And ladies,,,cool yer jets. This IS a site for kids of all ages...jeez! :o

merlynn
03-31-2006, 03:07 AM
how about...apply pin to expanding ego,,,?

And ladies,,,cool yer jets. This IS a site for kids of all ages...jeez! :o
we are humbly sorry oh sir but we want to worship at the temple of our demi god :D

Nick Simpson
03-31-2006, 07:02 AM
Hmmm, Im getting scared now.

I already told you what was under the hakama! Cheap supermarket boxer shorts! Damnit!

merlynn
03-31-2006, 07:06 AM
Hmmm, Im getting scared now.

I already told you what was under the hakama! Cheap supermarket boxer shorts! Damnit!
what to be afraid of oh demi god !!!!! we aiki sirens are here to worship you :D :p ;)

aikidodragon
03-31-2006, 09:27 AM
Yes we know about the cheep shorts. I could be wrong, but some of us are slightly more intrested in whats under the shorts.

About this site being for kids of all ages, has anyone else besides me noticed that every thred that is started about nick keeps getting moved to the open forum.
So yes the site is for kids of all ages, just not the open forum.

Nick Simpson
03-31-2006, 10:17 AM
No shame. Tsk Tsk.

I really never set out to be x rated!

merlynn
03-31-2006, 10:37 AM
No shame. Tsk Tsk.

I really never set out to be x rated!

ah but nick mate how many other guys can say that they are worshiped by a Bevvy of gorgeous women who are devoted solely to them .
admit it your loving this

Nick Simpson
03-31-2006, 10:58 AM
admit it your loving this

True.

James Davis
03-31-2006, 12:37 PM
how many other guys can say that they are worshiped by a Bevvy of gorgeous women
how many are in a bevvy? :confused:

merlynn
03-31-2006, 01:08 PM
how many are in a bevvy? :confused:

well the entire female population of aiki web seem to adore mr simpson so i guess at least 60 or 70 mate :D :p ;)

Neil Mick
03-31-2006, 01:26 PM
I just want to see Nick try to practice his koshi's with a bevvy of women all hanging on and coo'ing, like demented barnacles.

Tenkan outta THAT! :eek: :crazy:

It might even be worth a ticket to England, to watch the great Nick Simpson in action, squirming out of the grasp of his fan-club. :)

merlynn
03-31-2006, 01:31 PM
I just want to see Nick try to practice his koshi's with a bevvy of women all hanging on and coo'ing, like demented barnacles.

Tenkan outta THAT! :o :eek:

too easy mate as aiki sirens second in command we do not hang on to our demi god we worship him from the side lines, trying to put off his opponent so he is victorious :D :p

Neil Mick
03-31-2006, 03:06 PM
too easy mate as aiki sirens second in command we do not hang on to our demi god we worship him from the side lines, trying to put off his opponent so he is victorious :D :p

AhA! So, you interfere with Nick's training. Tsk. :uch:

Perhaps we should come up with a new saying..."true victory is victory over one's self...Nick-victory is victory over one's siren's..." :D :p

merlynn
03-31-2006, 03:25 PM
lol we dont interfere mate we just help !!!
not that he needs our help cos hes just that darn good

Lucy Smith
04-21-2006, 12:59 AM
Could someone just explain why do "we" love this guy so much?? I'm new you see...

Steve Mullen
04-21-2006, 03:23 AM
not only have i met mr simpson, i have exchanged many a drunken (and admittedly sober) (but still only friendly) kiss with him, how cool am i.

and as for whats under the hakama, lets just say

there is a reason we had to order him XL ;)

that's a pint you owe me nick.

Steve Mullen
04-21-2006, 03:25 AM
oh yeah , and the many a night spent with too much beer and pizza/chinese food setting the world to rights untill the wee small hours of the next morning.

Thats why I love MY nick

Mark Freeman
04-21-2006, 05:05 AM
Could someone just explain why do "we" love this guy so much?? I'm new you see...

Ah the joy of innocence... ;)

for reasons of humour ( I may get pelted with rotting fruit for suggesting this ) young Nick Simpson has been elevated to a position of worship by the aiki sirens, and as it seems from Steve's last post some of the guy's too. He may or may not be the demi god that they say he is with a manly prowess normally spoken of in hushed terms for fear of denigrating the rest of the boys. He is one of the few in aiki existence to command whole threads devoted to him and him alone. Which goes to prove one of 2 things, either he really is the demi god the sirens speak of or the visitors to this site have way too much time on their hands :D

I have seen some small 'Nick' shrines on ebay that are fetching quite high prices :eek:

Praise be to Nick ( I don't want to upset the sirens )

Steve Mullen
04-21-2006, 06:04 AM
Its true, there is a certain level of devotion i feel towards him :p

merlynn
04-21-2006, 06:51 AM
Its true, there is a certain level of devotion i feel towards him :p

:drool: mmmmmmmm nick simpson :drool:
im not that depraved really :D :p

Lucy Smith
04-22-2006, 04:37 PM
Ok Nick I won't stand for not worshiping you, then. LOL. Long Live the "Nick" Militia!!!

:D:D:D

Lucy

merlynn
04-22-2006, 05:13 PM
Ok Nick I won't stand for not worshiping you, then. LOL. Long Live the "Nick" Militia!!!

:D:D:D

Lucy

come join us lucy :hypno: be one of us :hypno: you are now an aiki siren :hypno:

Neil Mick
04-22-2006, 08:56 PM
:drool: mmmmmmmm nick simpson :drool:
im not that depraved really :D :p

Oh, but you ARE! you ARE!

Find help...

...while you still can!!! :blush: :eek:

Mark Freeman
04-23-2006, 08:22 AM
Ok Nick I won't stand for not worshiping you, then. LOL. Long Live the "Nick" Militia!!!

:D:D:D

Lucy

Lucy, I gave you a chance to see the light, but I see you have joined the sirens on the dark side :eek: As the siren numbers grow so the diminishing of safety in the manworld draws ever closer :(

Lucy Smith
04-23-2006, 07:16 PM
come join us lucy :hypno: be one of us :hypno: you are now an aiki siren :hypno:

Gladly. :hypno:

Sorry Mark :sorry: I cannot... overcome... the hypnosis :hypno: it's too strong, I need to be shodan at least :freaky:

:p
Lucy

Mark Freeman
04-24-2006, 06:02 AM
Gladly. :hypno:

Sorry Mark :sorry: I cannot... overcome... the hypnosis :hypno: it's too strong, I need to be shodan at least :freaky:

:p
Lucy

You don't realise how deep you are in..... the sirens will school you in their nefarious ways :freaky: you will be lost..... lost....
I have heard tales of strapping young men being taken in, never to be seen again, all that is left, their obi and zori... poor chaps, but perhaps they went smiling ;)

James Davis
04-24-2006, 12:39 PM
Lucy, I gave you a chance to see the light, but I see you have joined the sirens on the dark side :eek: As the siren numbers grow so the diminishing of safety in the manworld draws ever closer :(
I do not fear the aiki-sirens, but then I'm quite dumb. :crazy:

Mark Freeman
04-24-2006, 04:44 PM
I do not fear the aiki-sirens, but then I'm quite dumb. :crazy:

that's just it james, they lull you into a false sense of security, then we are putty in their hands :eek:

aikidodragon
04-24-2006, 05:09 PM
welcom to the newest aiki siren. You will have to start posting on the wall now lucy.

and boys there is no reason to be afraid of us, we are just sweet little girls.

How many sirens do we have now Karen? aren't we to 4 now?

Mark Freeman
04-24-2006, 05:15 PM
and boys there is no reason to be afraid of us, we are just sweet little girls.

See James, see.... the siren's song... it has been the same time began :hypno:

merlynn
04-24-2006, 05:22 PM
welcom to the newest aiki siren. You will have to start posting on the wall now lucy.

and boys there is no reason to be afraid of us, we are just sweet little girls.

How many sirens do we have now Karen? aren't we to 4 now?

sara we are many more in number :D and the men have every right to be afraid evileyes

aikidodragon
04-24-2006, 05:37 PM
now karen don't tell them that. they will stop falling into our traps.

and where are the others, why don't they show themselvs.

speaking of the ones who have shown themselvs, where is emma?

Mark Freeman
04-24-2006, 05:49 PM
now karen don't tell them that. they will stop falling into our traps.

we are men, we will never stop falling into your traps :eek:

Lucy Smith
04-24-2006, 07:56 PM
welcom to the newest aiki siren. You will have to start posting on the wall now lucy.

and boys there is no reason to be afraid of us, we are just sweet little girls.

How many sirens do we have now Karen? aren't we to 4 now?


:D OK. Wait... what's the wall???

And you boys, would you wake up and find the god damn harmony we are all suposed to find?? Gosh!

(Yeah I have no idea what I meant either :confused: )

:ai:
Lucy

Steve Mullen
04-25-2006, 03:32 AM
How many aiki-sirens does it take to screw in a light blub?

None they get their slaves to do it

aikidodragon
04-25-2006, 08:12 AM
lucy it is the aikiwall. it is on the forum index page.

Very good Steve, hahaha!

merlynn
04-25-2006, 08:26 AM
lucy it is the aikiwall. it is on the forum index page.

Very good Steve, hahaha!

hee hee steve is quite right we would get the slaves to do it evileyes

James Davis
04-25-2006, 11:15 AM
And you boys, would you wake up and find the god damn harmony we are all suposed to find?? Gosh!

You don't tell me what to do... evileyes

aikidodragon
04-25-2006, 12:10 PM
and who are you to tell the aiki sirens what to do.

Ladies I think one of the underlings needs some corections.

Mark Freeman
04-25-2006, 02:24 PM
and who are you to tell the aiki sirens what to do.

Ladies I think one of the underlings needs some corections.

James, watch out! I sense someone's in for a spanking :eek:

merlynn
04-25-2006, 03:52 PM
James, watch out! I sense someone's in for a spanking :eek:

whoo hoo kinky :D

Lucy Smith
04-25-2006, 04:35 PM
You don't tell me what to do... evileyes

All right I'll show you.

:p

James Davis
04-25-2006, 05:04 PM
All right I'll show you.

:p
No, you won't. You can't reach me from Uruguay.

I can still stick my tongue out at you, though!

:p :crazy: :yuck: :crazy: :yuck: :)

Gotta love the internet!

Cleetus
04-25-2006, 08:16 PM
Nick I think you should be getting scared now.

I know I am.

Lucy Smith
04-25-2006, 10:00 PM
Of course you are, you're also a Nick.

Lucy Smith
04-25-2006, 10:03 PM
No, you won't. You can't reach me from Uruguay.

I can still stick my tongue out at you, though!

:p :crazy: :yuck: :crazy: :yuck: :)

Gotta love the internet!

Never underestimate the power of a siren.

:freaky: :crazy: :drool:

:D

Steve Mullen
04-26-2006, 05:03 AM
They may both be nicks but mr Simpson is far prettier

Cleetus
04-26-2006, 06:24 AM
true, but i am pretty in my own way.

Mark Freeman
04-26-2006, 06:55 AM
I'm begining to wonder about you White Rose boys ;)

white rose
04-26-2006, 06:58 AM
OK people heres the deal. Our young Master Simpson is taking his Shodan in September and I can give you that information oh yes its true you can be there in person at this most historical moment of the whole of aiki-kind.

I hear you shout where, where. While as Nicks pimp the info comes at a pay (a lot like him hmm). I will tell the world about this event on the 1 June. If Nick says anything to upset you nice ladies out there I'll he-bi#ch slap him for you. Oh yes and send you the photos so you can think about how you could nurse him back to health again.

Steve Mullen
04-26-2006, 08:00 AM
I'd like to officially donate my body to the get nick a shodan cause.

merlynn
04-26-2006, 11:35 AM
OK people heres the deal. Our young Master Simpson is taking his Shodan in September and I can give you that information oh yes its true you can be there in person at this most historical moment of the whole of aiki-kind.

I hear you shout where, where. While as Nicks pimp the info comes at a pay (a lot like him hmm). I will tell the world about this event on the 1 June. If Nick says anything to upset you nice ladies out there I'll he-bi#ch slap him for you. Oh yes and send you the photos so you can think about how you could nurse him back to health again.

nursing him back to health is NOT what we had in mind for mr simpson :p :drool: :D ;)

Lucy Smith
04-26-2006, 10:27 PM
They may both be nicks but mr Simpson is far prettier

:confused: How do ya know that???

And Nick, my soul will be with you :p , cause ya know, a plane ticket it's kinda expensive. Good luck!! :D

Lucy

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 04:20 AM
Lucy,
I am one of the blessed few who gets to see Mr Simpson in action (when i make it to practice) and i am also doubly blessed as i get to socialise with him and spend many a night talking s**t into the wee small hours after way too mcuh to drink.

Oh and i also (unfortunately) know mr smith, and if you met mr smith, you would know too !!!! :crazy: :yuck: :drool:

white rose
04-27-2006, 07:15 AM
Ah Karen but think how grateful he would if you did nurse him back to health. You may need to take his hakama off or at least lift it to see if his feet and legs were OK oh.

And cooling his forehead with a cold towel hmmm, bliss I tell you bliss.

All this will cost £######.## and his worth every penny, just ask Steve (BGS his nicer than Santa) he's a Master Simpson consumer as we in the bus, like to say. :sorry:

Oh yes and I am starting a new line in the Simpson outlet. He will dress as your fav, actor or actress if you fancy that kind of thing. At the moment we have two the moment the first we call 1 Kyu with an attend problem and a ego the size of Kent and the other is Sharpe were he dresses in green puts on a Yorkshire accent and gets beaten up and muddy but gets through in the end.

If anyone can think of other roles he could play I'm looking for partners in the business.

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 07:23 AM
He does a very good impression of dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards-man after consuming pretty much a full bottle of vodka, with not much to mix in, sitting talking about the state of the war in iraq and other such stuff untill 2-3 in the morning then waking up at 7:30am.

God i love St Patricks day

Mark Freeman
04-27-2006, 07:23 AM
Sean. you really are Nick's pimp aren't you. I hope that he will get to keep at least a little of the spoils.

Could he dress up like Clooney in O Brother where art thou? if he could, I might be interested in a decent share option.

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 07:27 AM
Pimp/Sensei, its all pretty much the same thing

Mark Freeman
04-27-2006, 07:32 AM
Pimp/Sensei, its all pretty much the same thing

skating on very thin ice there Steve :eek:

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 07:36 AM
I was speaking from personal experience there of course, not everyone has that special bond with their sensei that us "white rose special boys" have

Mark Freeman
04-27-2006, 07:44 AM
Now I'm really beginning to wonder about you 'boys' up there :p

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 08:17 AM
Tut Tut Tut Mr Freeman, we northerners are all hard as nails-brown (sory broon) ale swilling- pigeon/wippet racing-stotty eating-no coat wearing-man men,

An no mistaking

Mark Freeman
04-27-2006, 09:07 AM
My mum's a geordie from wallsend and 'if' the guys are as tough as the women, then they must be pretty tough. :)
Mind you that doesn't stop some of them liking a bit of man love, this is the 21st century :p

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 09:20 AM
skating on very thin ice there Steve :eek:


ditto mate :eek: :eek: :D

merlynn
04-27-2006, 09:22 AM
Ah Karen but think how grateful he would if you did nurse him back to health. You may need to take his hakama off or at least lift it to see if his feet and legs were OK oh.

And cooling his forehead with a cold towel hmmm, bliss I tell you bliss.

All this will cost £######.## and his worth every penny, just ask Steve (BGS his nicer than Santa) he's a Master Simpson consumer as we in the bus, like to say. :sorry:

Oh yes and I am starting a new line in the Simpson outlet. He will dress as your fav, actor or actress if you fancy that kind of thing. At the moment we have two the moment the first we call 1 Kyu with an attend problem and a ego the size of Kent and the other is Sharpe were he dresses in green puts on a Yorkshire accent and gets beaten up and muddy but gets through in the end.

If anyone can think of other roles he could play I'm looking for partners in the business.

mmmmmmmm i could always dress up as a nurse for him :drool: :D :p

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 09:26 AM
[insert wolf whistles here] yowza how's a guy supposed to keep on working after 3 really really REALLY strong cups of coffee and that folating around in his head......... actually forget work, i don't think ill manage sleep

Cleetus
04-27-2006, 09:44 AM
lol, hey has anyone thought to ask nick what he would like done to him.

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 09:47 AM
its got nothing to do with him, ask his pimp the one we call seamus

Cleetus
04-27-2006, 09:55 AM
aye good idea

merlynn
04-27-2006, 09:58 AM
[insert wolf whistles here] yowza how's a guy supposed to keep on working after 3 really really REALLY strong cups of coffee and that folating around in his head......... actually forget work, i don't think ill manage sleep

mr mullen if your whistling at me i suggest you save it for some one who is actually worth one aint they told you im butt ugly

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 10:08 AM
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nurse outfits :D :D :D :D :D :D

merlynn
04-27-2006, 10:10 AM
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nurse outfits :D :D :D :D :D :D

ok you have seen a pic of me haven't you ?? the sight of me in a nurses uniform would have serious consequences on your digestive tract

Cleetus
04-27-2006, 10:13 AM
so what else have you lot got in store for mr simpson.

merlynn
04-27-2006, 10:15 AM
so what else have you lot got in store for mr simpson.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it involves whipped cream and silk scarfs :drool: :D ;) :p

Cleetus
04-27-2006, 10:19 AM
interesting!

merlynn
04-27-2006, 10:23 AM
interesting!

lol why? do you want in on the action :D ;) :p

Steve Mullen
04-27-2006, 10:25 AM
oh karen, look what you have done now, poor little cleetus is going to go blind with all of those ideas folating around in his head, mind you, it might help build up his forearm strength

Cleetus
04-27-2006, 10:27 AM
ha ha, but i think it is bgs who would so get a piece of the action!

merlynn
04-27-2006, 10:27 AM
oh karen, look what you have done now, poor little cleetus is going to go blind with all of those ideas folating around in his head, mind you, it might help build up his forearm strength

:D aww bless him cant he take on us aiki sirens

Lucy Smith
04-30-2006, 03:02 PM
Nick you haven't posted here lately. Haven't you seen this thread's name????? We need you Nick!!! Lead us in the path of sanity, you can do it!

Long live the Nick militia!!!!

Nick Simpson
05-02-2006, 07:39 AM
...

Let it be known I am Speechless. Speechless and scared. Truly, truly scared. I'll reply properly after a think. And some coffee. And some cake.

merlynn
05-02-2006, 07:41 AM
...

Let it be known I am Speechless. Speechless and scared. Truly, truly scared. I'll reply properly after a think. And some coffee. And some cake.

oo get me some cake and coffe whilst your at it!!!!!

Cleetus
05-02-2006, 07:47 AM
and me..

I think your right to be scared mate.

Nick Simpson
05-02-2006, 07:56 AM
Ah Karen but think how grateful he would if you did nurse him back to health. You may need to take his hakama off or at least lift it to see if his feet and legs were OK oh.

And cooling his forehead with a cold towel hmmm, bliss I tell you bliss.

All this will cost £######.## and his worth every penny, just ask Steve (BGS his nicer than Santa) he's a Master Simpson consumer as we in the bus, like to say.

Oh yes and I am starting a new line in the Simpson outlet. He will dress as your fav, actor or actress if you fancy that kind of thing. At the moment we have two the moment the first we call 1 Kyu with an attend problem and a ego the size of Kent and the other is Sharpe were he dresses in green puts on a Yorkshire accent and gets beaten up and muddy but gets through in the end.

If anyone can think of other roles he could play I'm looking for partners in the business.

World meet Sensei. *Sigh*.

Pimp/Sensei, its all pretty much the same thing

I just nearly died laughing there Steve. I want to put that on a t-shirt or something.

merlynn
05-02-2006, 08:19 AM
World meet Sensei. *Sigh*.



I just nearly died laughing there Steve. I want to put that on a t-shirt or something.

heehee says hi to nick simpsons sensei :D

white rose
05-05-2006, 09:01 AM
Hi world,

How is the nick Simpson massiveee feeling the love from himself to his fans lo,lo ,lo.

Yes and back to it now. In answer to mark YES and for a price his yours for a while.

As of Nick what do you mean world meet sensei. I've never being introduced to any world and is world paying for your services young man we will need to go over the fine print in your contract matey boy :hypno:

merlynn
05-05-2006, 11:18 AM
Hi world,

How is the nick Simpson massiveee feeling the love from himself to his fans lo,lo ,lo.

Yes and back to it now. In answer to mark YES and for a price his yours for a while.

As of Nick what do you mean world meet sensei. I've never being introduced to any world and is world paying for your services young man we will need to go over the fine print in your contract matey boy :hypno:

mate if your gonna pimp nick out at least give us a price list :drool: :D ;)

white rose
05-07-2006, 03:31 PM
Glad you asked Karen as I have just lost my job so nick is my only form of income. This alarming event means I must put Nick's hourly rate up from the currant rate which is £just take him away and wash him before you bring him back, to the new rate which is as follows.

1/ For a 5 min rant about anything but Aikido or music 1p. A extra 1p is put on for Aikido or music rants.

2/ Training with his godness is 3p. A extra 1p if you want him in a hakama. If you wish him to train in the all together its free and you get a free appointment to see someone for you problem :crazy:

3/ His two currant acting roles that were on a early post are 2p. New roles include postman pat, thomas the tank engine and bob the builder. (if you would like anything else please shout up Karen)

4/ Words of wisdom are price at £1000000.00. This price is so high as there are very few of them.

5/ A chat with Nick will cost you the price of the phone call, he never has credit on his mobile.

6/ A text from his Aikidoness, forget it mate for the above reason.

7/ Public appearances free to all, but only after the sun sets.

8/ Private meetings in a pub, also free but your buying.

9/ Himselfs cloths can be brought from Nicks cloths web site which is www.nickseyefortheaikiguyandgirl.com. Price low, if you wear it is another thing.

10/ To be his friend sorry this is priceless. (oh I cant believe I just put this in)

Hope that clears it up. Up dates to come soon

Mark Freeman
05-08-2006, 04:14 AM
Barring the rare word of wisdom from Nick, I think with that pricing structure Sean, you need to get yourself some additional paid work. It seems you are not a high grade in the pimping proffession :D

Nick Simpson
05-08-2006, 05:47 AM
It seems you are not a high grade in the pimping proffession

Aint that the truth. Im prime rib. They'd use me as hundred dollar bills in jail!

merlynn
05-08-2006, 08:21 AM
Glad you asked Karen as I have just lost my job so nick is my only form of income. This alarming event means I must put Nick's hourly rate up from the currant rate which is £just take him away and wash him before you bring him back, to the new rate which is as follows.

1/ For a 5 min rant about anything but Aikido or music 1p. A extra 1p is put on for Aikido or music rants.

2/ Training with his godness is 3p. A extra 1p if you want him in a hakama. If you wish him to train in the all together its free and you get a free appointment to see someone for you problem :crazy:

3/ His two currant acting roles that were on a early post are 2p. New roles include postman pat, thomas the tank engine and bob the builder. (if you would like anything else please shout up Karen)

4/ Words of wisdom are price at £1000000.00. This price is so high as there are very few of them.

5/ A chat with Nick will cost you the price of the phone call, he never has credit on his mobile.

6/ A text from his Aikidoness, forget it mate for the above reason.

7/ Public appearances free to all, but only after the sun sets.

8/ Private meetings in a pub, also free but your buying.

9/ Himselfs cloths can be brought from Nicks cloths web site which is www.nickseyefortheaikiguyandgirl.com. Price low, if you wear it is another thing.

10/ To be his friend sorry this is priceless. (oh I cant believe I just put this in)

Hope that clears it up. Up dates to come soon

mmmmmm Sean can nick do pc plum from balamory!!! but Sean honestly i think you need to charge nicks customers more for the privilege of being in his presence

white rose
05-13-2006, 03:50 AM
Well yes I feel you must put your hand in your pocket and give me coin to be in the company HIS greatness.

Oh forget your all can have him for free. He may have the the body of a bronze god but to tell you the truth I just like getting drunk with him. Oh yes and calling people who walk passed :D .

Yes this kind if behavior is child like but we are special :hypno: :grr: :mad: :yuck: :drool: :freaky:

Nick Simpson
05-15-2006, 05:37 AM
I heard someone nearly got the wrong train last week cos they cant hold their gin...

emma.mason15
05-17-2006, 08:04 PM
HOOOOOOOLD EVERYTHING!
....
HOW did I miss this board??? as chief aikisiren I should have been informed! and I have a few minor points to make!

1 .... Karen if u need nurses uniform you can borrow mine.
2 .... as chief aikisiren I shouldnt have to PAY for the company of one Nick Simpson.
3 .... are all the white rose lads for hire? lol .....

... whaaa? ...... all im saying is they might be able to help with my aikido! ;) :P

Cleetus
05-17-2006, 08:09 PM
depends on what you have in mind:D

emma.mason15
05-17-2006, 08:16 PM
lets not delve in to the hidden recesses of my mind. its a cruel and unusual place .... ask my patients!
:D :D :D

Cleetus
05-17-2006, 08:17 PM
whats so cruel and unusual about your mind then...

emma.mason15
05-17-2006, 08:34 PM
Im a nurse .... we're naturally cruel ....
the unusual thing .... I guess Im just plain gifted!

Cleetus
05-17-2006, 08:38 PM
lol :D

emma.mason15
05-17-2006, 08:45 PM
muuuuwhahahahahahahaa *cough* hahahaha
oh lord this is turning out to be a loooooong shift!

Steve Mullen
05-19-2006, 06:58 AM
Im glad to see emma took my advice about the signature.

White rose boys may be for hire for the right price, Sensei Cassidy will work out a price list for us all, in the mean-time you can have us for free as a special introductory offer.

Leslie Leoni
05-19-2006, 09:17 AM
Karen, Nick, Sean, Emma, Steve -
Very interesting conversations I've stumbled upon in the General Forum! Ya'll are a scream! Can't wait for the next installments! Sounds like a really Great group of people, Very interesting.....

Cleetus
05-19-2006, 10:54 AM
you forgot me...

Nick Simpson
05-22-2006, 04:41 AM
No, she didnt...

Leslie Leoni
05-22-2006, 12:23 PM
My apologies Nick Smith... certainly didn't mean to leave anyone out of the fray!

emma.mason15
05-22-2006, 06:19 PM
well hell NO! no one should be left out! .... like many things in life .... the more the merrier!
... sigh .... someone entertain me ....... the patients have grown immune to my poking as they all knitted extra thick cardigans even my "jab of steel" (TM) isnt doing the job. I may have to actually start practising my venopuncture on them in their sleep!!!! ......
actually ...
that could be quiet fun!
....... now ...... whered I put that needle?!? ;)

emma.mason15
05-22-2006, 06:22 PM
Im glad to see emma took my advice about the signature.

White rose boys may be for hire for the right price, Sensei Cassidy will work out a price list for us all, in the mean-time you can have us for free as a special introductory offer.

I'll hold you to that!
...
or maybe I'll play submissive! lmao :D :p ;)

James Davis
05-23-2006, 11:10 AM
or maybe I'll play submissive!
No you won't.

:p

emma.mason15
05-23-2006, 04:47 PM
No you won't.

:p

so true .... but i might be more gentle than usual! lmao :D

James Davis
05-24-2006, 04:30 PM
so true .... but i might be more gentle than usual! lmao :D
No.

You won't. ;)

emma.mason15
05-25-2006, 05:12 AM
No.

You won't. ;)
.....
it might happen! :D
...
...
nah! lol

Leslie Leoni
05-25-2006, 02:36 PM
OK, you two need to start another thread - you have gotten off the subject of Things to do with Nick Simpson! Who by the way, has been ignoring his Forum -(perhaps because it's not about him anymore!)

I must stop reading...........this is too funny at times!!

James Davis
05-25-2006, 04:06 PM
OK, you two need to start another thread -
You don't tell me what to do. :)

Leslie Leoni
05-26-2006, 08:20 AM
Just a suggestion. Certainly didn't mean to offend you - or imply I was telling you what to do.

white rose
05-26-2006, 10:37 AM
Nick has asked me to stop posting on this tread. So stuff him, he Say's his bored with it. Hands up how agrees with him. :cool:

On the subject of renting white rose boys, well I would have to say, MONEY TALKS AND BULLS##T WALKS people. In the fine British tradition I'd sell my own grandmother for a pile of cash and some French porn.

As for cleetus my view is, he's a star trek character, if you want him more fool you. :crazy:

BGS comes with a health warning :uch:

Nick is perfect in every way (big him up people shodan in 5 months) :eek:

Myself well it does what it says on the tin ;)

Other white rose boys are king John, Dave, Colin, Keith, Carl, Mr Tony, so there it is people you choose do we
a/ stop pestering nick, or
b/ say stuff him and keep going, :o

Steve Mullen
05-29-2006, 04:10 PM
CAUTION: do not let opperate heavy machinery.

Nick Simpson
05-30-2006, 08:46 AM
September is 4 months Sean?

white rose
05-30-2006, 10:38 AM
Oh picky, picky Nick are we working night shift tonight. Oh how I laughed :D ;)

Nick Simpson
05-31-2006, 02:10 PM
Ha. Im finished for another week. How I laughed. Ha.

emma.mason15
06-04-2006, 06:08 PM
ok ... so we gotta go back on topic?
send him to me and let me practice more venopuncture and the likes!
or put him in a small glass jar and pickle him in vinegar, preserve him for future generations to stand in awe!

Nick Simpson
06-05-2006, 04:07 AM
You cant repress me, I am irrepressible! Like Monkey.

Steve Mullen
06-05-2006, 04:26 AM
it's true, he is a bad-ass-sandan-lip-splitting crazy person. he he happy times

Nick Simpson
06-05-2006, 04:31 AM
happy times

Not for Sean :p

Steve Mullen
06-05-2006, 05:32 AM
Its brilliant, i was out for lunch with him and beth, (and zoe and maria) and he cant say any words that begin with the letters B or P

Steve Mullen
06-05-2006, 05:36 AM
or put him in a small glass jar and pickle him in vinegar, preserve him for future generations to stand in awe!


Mmmmmmmmm pickled nick in a jar, a brilliant addition to anyones diet :p :p

Cleetus
06-05-2006, 05:45 AM
yep defintely.

Nick Simpson
06-05-2006, 05:55 AM
he cant say any words that begin with the letters B or P

Thats his vocabulary cut in half then.

Steve Mullen
06-05-2006, 06:06 AM
its okay, today sesame street is brought to you by the letter g, like g for gee having a hole in your lower lip really hurts.

Nick Simpson
06-05-2006, 06:19 AM
Oh well, at least he can still sing along then ;)

emma.mason15
06-05-2006, 05:22 PM
it's true, he is a bad-ass-sandan-lip-splitting crazy person. he he happy times
you know .... my massive powers of perception convey that there may be a story behind the likes of this! :D

Nick Simpson
06-07-2006, 09:11 AM
I punched Sean. In the face. True story.

white rose
06-10-2006, 06:33 PM
I'm proud of the fact I train in such a way that if I don't get out of the way I get hit. What is the big deal guys, Nick put my bottom teeth completely through my bottom lip :freaky:

All I have to say to the two gentleman in question (I do mean this term in the broad sense of the word), the way they are carrying on you would think they came from Sunderland Uni :drool: :crazy:

Well boys bring it on :disgust:

Mark Freeman
06-11-2006, 08:58 AM
"Things to do with Nick Simpson" - make damn sure that you get out of his way!! :crazy: :D

white rose
06-11-2006, 08:17 PM
Damm right babe. Ah, I mean Mark :cool:

Mark Freeman
06-12-2006, 04:57 AM
Damm right babe. Ah, I mean Mark :cool:


I continue to wonder about you North East boys :p ;)

Steve Mullen
06-12-2006, 07:50 AM
I think its nice that us North-East boys are confident enough with our own sexuality that we can do and say these things.

Mark Freeman
06-12-2006, 08:47 AM
I think its nice that us North-East boys are confident enough with our own sexuality that we can do and say these things.

That'll be quiche with the chips then will it sir ? :D

white rose
06-12-2006, 08:49 AM
How very PC of you B.G.S. I'm so proud of you, but your still going to get a good kicking tonight. But then Sensei will kiss it all better x :crazy: :D

And young Mark, dont knock it till you have tried it.( being a special boy that is, oh and anything else people want or like to do). Think I got myself out of that one yeah :hypno: :sorry:

Mark Freeman
06-12-2006, 08:59 AM
And young Mark, dont knock it till you have tried it.( being a special boy that is, oh and anything else people want or like to do). Think I got myself out of that one yeah :hypno: :sorry:

I certainly don't knock it, and whether I've tried it or not will remain a closely guarded secret ;).
I'm really pleased that all you chaps get along so well ;) (I really need a smiley for "tongue in cheek").

I'd like to cuddle you all ;)

Mark

Steve Mullen
06-12-2006, 09:10 AM
YES MARK'S A CUDDLER, i always kinda guessed you were but now we have confirmation

Steve Mullen
06-12-2006, 09:16 AM
p.s. Mr Sensei Sean, love the new signature

Mark Freeman
06-12-2006, 09:18 AM
YES MARK'S A CUDDLER, i always kinda guessed you were but now we have confirmation

It had to come out sooner or later, it really gets lonely in the closet :D

emma.mason15
06-14-2006, 06:40 PM
i with Mark.... you boys are worrying!
and i cant be a "special" boy (as i am OBVIOUSLY a girl) .. so I can knock it ... cuz I cant try it .....
which strangly enough makes me a tad jealous! lol

emma.mason15
06-14-2006, 06:47 PM
things to do with nick simpson? .... sell him on ebay?

Steve Mullen
06-15-2006, 03:02 AM
Oh OH OHHHHH we have honorory special boys, all of whom are girls, im sure you would qualify

emma.mason15
06-15-2006, 05:36 PM
yeay! ... where do I sign up .... and whats the initiation like!

Steve Mullen
06-16-2006, 07:23 AM
Terrifying

James Davis
06-16-2006, 11:25 AM
Terrifying
The initiation, or the conversation? :confused:

Steve Mullen
06-18-2006, 09:09 AM
Both :yuck:

white rose
06-19-2006, 06:45 AM
You can tell Dave is doing all the work young man. Its on with the gimp suit for you next training session. But you do make me laugh, and your so pretty Steve.

Do you think we should do a thread to help Dave. Word of wisdom :hypno: from the special boys to the most special boy of all. :blush: ;) :D

Steve Mullen
06-20-2006, 10:48 AM
Like for him to look around to see if anyone important is within ear shot BEFORE he makes some smutty/bitchy comment instead of AFTER :confused: :eek: :dead: :freaky: :drool: :uch: :crazy: :sorry: :hypno:

Nick Simpson
06-21-2006, 02:19 AM
Did someone mention Quiche?

emma.mason15
07-02-2006, 05:07 PM
Ur all soooo disturbed!

Steve Mullen
07-03-2006, 08:47 AM
Things to do with nick simpson

Dress him up in suspenders and pvc underwear and chase him round a room with feathers, franticly tickling any part of his exposed flesh that you can and .............. sorry, im rambling now, back to sleep AAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p

emma.mason15
07-03-2006, 05:08 PM
steve ... kindly stay outta my wardrobe!
I dont appreciate it!