5 things you would take with you:D

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[merlynn]

ok now i know I'm having a mad moment but i was wondering if you were to be marooned on a desert island as an aikidoka what five things would you take with you and no Emma we cant take Mr Simpson with us

[Ron Tisdale]

My instructor and some good partners for keiko....our buki...oh yeah, and one of those food replicators from the original Star Trek...yeah, that's the ticket. ;)

B,
R

[Yann Golanski]

An appropriate vehicle with enough fuel to get back to civilisation?.... What, that's not the spirit of the question?.... sheeesh.

[Eric Webber]

Gilligan, Skipper, Marianne, Ginger, Ginger, Ginger......

[Nick Simpson]

Well, Obviously I'd take me.

More to the point:

1) IPOD.
2) BEER.
3) DRUGS.
4) COFFEE.
5) CIGGARETTES.


I'd also like to take some good books, but im not sure if im allowed to pick 'Books' in general and take as many as I want, or whether I would have to use one choice up for one book?

[merlynn]

Well, Obviously I'd take me.

More to the point:

1) IPOD.
2) BEER.
3) DRUGS.
4) COFFEE.
5) CIGGARETTES.


I'd also like to take some good books, but im not sure if im allowed to pick 'Books' in general and take as many as I want, or whether I would have to use one choice up for one book?

youcan have as many books as you want , just cos it you :D

[Nick Simpson]

Ok then, replace drugs with BOOKS. Yay!

[merlynn]

Ok then, replace drugs with BOOKS. Yay!

lol bless ya

[James Davis]

Gilligan, Skipper, Marianne, Ginger, Ginger, Ginger......
How about five Mariannes? :drool: :cool:

[merlynn]

well id take
1) a certain cute aikidoka
2)books
3)all my aikido stuff
4)food
5) plenty of beer

[Kevin Temple]

Hmm...

Mats
An Uke (very important)
Aikido: The Master Course by Shioda
Some books to read (non-aikido related)
An ipod

[Nafis Zahir]

Well, since most people don't know in advance that they are going to be marooned, how would you know what to take?

[merlynn]

Well, since most people don't know in advance that they are going to be marooned, how would you know what to take?

mmmm good point :p but this IS the humor section so just humor us :p :D

[Nafis Zahir]

Okay!

1) Bokken
2) Chopsticks
3) Books
4) Rice
5) Knife

[emma.mason15]

er .... nah ... Id just take five fellas .....

[Ben Eaton]

Well I'm assuming for some bizzare reason I already know I'm going to be trapped on this island, and haven't locked myself in my bedroom, bokken at the ready...


"How To Build a Dojo Out of Sand in 5 Easy Steps"
A Box of Assorted Ukes
A PC plus 8 meg internet line to "civilisation"
Fridge/Freezer
Power supply for all of the above

[emma.mason15]

im thinking i might pack ...
1: James Bond
2: insta-copter ..... just add water
3: glamourous dress
4: my hair dresser
5: a ood book for the journey home ....

but if really pushed .... i could just pack one thing .....
CHUCK NORRIS!

[Lucy Smith]

1- Cute uke
2- Bathing suit
3- Fishing net
4- Books
5- Knife

[merlynn]

1- Cute uke
2- Bathing suit
3- Fishing net
4- Books
5- Knife

mmmmmmmmmm i think im with you on the cute uke lucy :drool:

[Lucy Smith]

yeah well he will not only be an uke ya know :o

:p

[Michael O'Brien]

yeah well he will not only be an uke ya know :o

:p
In that case I volunteer for the position. :D

[Michael O'Brien]

1) Fishing rod and related tackle
2) Sensei
3) Black and Decker cordless tools (with a large supply of charged batteries)
4) Lumber and related hardware for dojo construction
5) My cheap sunglasses

[Lucy Smith]

I'm so stupid, of course I need my Sensei. Ok I'll change my knife or my books for him. But he better not interfere between the cute uke and me :mad:

:p
Lucy

[merlynn]

In that case I volunteer for the position. :D


mmmmmmmmmmm and what position would that be michael ;) :D :p

[Kutisake]

Well I'm assuming for some bizzare reason I already know I'm going to be trapped on this island, and haven't locked myself in my bedroom, bokken at the ready...


"How To Build a Dojo Out of Sand in 5 Easy Steps"
A Box of Assorted Ukes
A PC plus 8 meg internet line to "civilisation"
Fridge/Freezer
Power supply for all of the above


Oh! I fully agree with you!!! Your 5 things are the best! :) :D
Especially I like "a box of assorted ukes"!!! It is great! :)

[Ben Eaton]

Well, of course a Sensei would be needed. I'd assume they'd have their own magical transportation to the isle, so my list of 5 stands. :)
Thanks Helen. :D

[j0nharris]

er .... nah ... Id just take five fellas .....
Where can we buy our tickets, Emma?? :D

[j0nharris]

I notice lots of iPods... maybe I'll take 5 iPod Solar chargers and trade them for Ginger, Mary Anne, & Beer!
Or maybe Ginger, Mary Anne, & the Professor, & let the professor make all the beer!!

[Lucy Smith]

In that case I volunteer for the position. :D

You gotta be cute. Are you cute??

:cool: :p ;)

[Lucy Smith]

mmmmmmmmmmm and what position would that be michael ;) :D :p

Aiki principles apply to everything :o

[Michael O'Brien]

mmmmmmmmmmm and what position would that be michael ;) :D :p
The position of uke plus other things ... :) :D :cool: :p

[Michael O'Brien]

You gotta be cute. Are you cute??

:cool: :p ;)
Cute? I'm downright adorable! LOL

Or you could choose:
Handsome
Studly
Manly
Masculine

and before someone chimes in: perhaps somewhat egotistical hehe

[Mark Freeman]

If I happen to fly over this island and look out the window I am either going to see

1, Aikido
2, Copulating
3, Beer drinking

I'm not sure what the prefered order of events will be on the island, but it seems that this is what will be going on :D :D ;)

oh ther may be a bit of book reading going on when all the others have been exhausted. :cool:

[HooverGurl]

you know, my friends and i played this game the other weekend, except instead of taking five things you could take one person and three things....

1.) a very VERY hott uke
2.) all my music (b/c life isnt life w/o a soundtrack!)
3.) bathing suit
4.) sunscreen
5.) a lifetime supply of food and water

[James Davis]

You gotta be cute. Are you cute??

:cool: :p ;)
Be careful, Lucy. This is the internet, after all. You think that you're talking to Mike, but you might be talking to a 65 year old grandmother that's decided to become a lesbian! :eek: :blush:

[merlynn]

Be careful, Lucy. This is the internet, after all. You think that you're talking to Mike, but you might be talking to a 65 year old grandmother that's decided to become a lesbian! :eek: :blush:

:eek: mikes a women :freaky: :eek: :confused:

[Lucy Smith]

Be careful, Lucy. This is the internet, after all. You think that you're talking to Mike, but you might be talking to a 65 year old grandmother that's decided to become a lesbian! :eek: :blush:

That granny won't be a problem now, I do Aikido evileyes
Plus, I don't think we are gonna get marooned in an island anyway. And just for the record, I dunno how old Mike is LOL. And he's bound to be more dangerous than the granny, isn't he??

:p
Lucy

[Mark Freeman]

And he's bound to be more dangerous than the granny, isn't he??

An ordinary granny maybe, but a lesbian granny, those you have to watch out for!! :D

[James Davis]

An ordinary granny maybe, but a lesbian granny, those you have to watch out for!! :D
They're everywhere! :D

[Michael O'Brien]

Just for the record I am NOT a lesbian grandmother and never will be without some major surgery!!

LOL

Oh, and I'm not dangerous either; I do Aikido, the art of harmony, blending, and never ever under any circumstances hurting anyone or anything, including all of the jellyfish, mosquitos, and other annoying things that might be found on the island. :D

[Lucy Smith]

Just for the record I am NOT a lesbian grandmother and never will be without some major surgery!!

LOL

Oh, and I'm not dangerous either; I do Aikido, the art of harmony, blending, and never ever under any circumstances hurting anyone or anything, including all of the jellyfish, mosquitos, and other annoying things that might be found on the island. :D

See James? He's cool.

:cool:
Lucy

[Michael O'Brien]

See James? He's cool.

:cool:
Lucy
I'll even put on my "cool" shades like Lucy to prove how cool I am.

:cool:

[James Davis]

I'll even put on my "cool" shades like Lucy to prove how cool I am.

:cool:
Oh. Well that changes everything, doesn't it? :D

[Michael O'Brien]

Oh. Well that changes everything, doesn't it? :D
Remember James, although appearance may not be everything, it never hurts. :cool:

[Lucy Smith]

Remember James, although appearance may not be everything, it never hurts. :cool:

Of course it doesn't. I did say a cute uke, didn't I. LOL. Superficial bi#ch. No really, I'm not like that.

:p
Lucy

[Steve Mullen]

At the risk of spoiling the fun of copulation on a desert island full of fit uki and copious amounts of alcohol.....actually f**k it, that sounds good, someone pass me a beer and a fresh uki ;)

[merlynn]

At the risk of spoiling the fun of copulation on a desert island full of fit uki and copious amounts of alcohol.....actually f**k it, that sounds good, someone pass me a beer and a fresh uki ;)

*hands steve the beer and uki*

[Steve Mullen]

*bows respectfully in acceptance of both uki and beer*

*bows deeper when he realises that both are australian in origin*

[merlynn]

*bows respectfully in acceptance of both uki and beer*

*bows deeper when he realises that both are australian in origin*

loll bless ya steve :D

[Mark Freeman]

*bows respectfully in acceptance of both uki and beer*

*bows deeper when he realises that both are australian in origin*

I'm going to have to have words with your geography and history teachers Steve :crazy:

[merlynn]

I'm going to have to have words with your geography and history teachers Steve :crazy:


well we all know that steven is mentally challenged

[BC]

I would take the following:

1. a robe
2. a lighter
3. a lamp
4. a thermos
5. a hat

Why? Because I'm "the Jerk!"

[merlynn]

I would take the following:

1. a robe
2. a lighter
3. a lamp
4. a thermos
5. a hat

Why? Because I'm "the Jerk!"

most men are jerks :grr:

[Michael O'Brien]

most men are jerks :grr:
OUCH ... *tries to pull the knife out of my back*

Oh wait, she did say most men so I should be ok.

:D :cool:

[merlynn]

OUCH ... *tries to pull the knife out of my back*

Oh wait, she did say most men so I should be ok.

:D :cool:

most as in 99.9% of them evileyes :grr:

[Michael O'Brien]

most as in 99.9% of them evileyes :grr:
Could I hope for a present company excluded here? I'm fairly certain I've done nothing to offend (well so far anyway).

[Lucy Smith]

most men are jerks :grr:

But we love them don't we :p

[merlynn]

Could I hope for a present company excluded here? I'm fairly certain I've done nothing to offend (well so far anyway).

i have yet to meet a man who isnt a mega jerk

[merlynn]

But we love them don't we :p

i don't believe in love :yuck:

[Steve Mullen]

I'm going to have to have words with your geography and history teachers Steve :crazy:


Hmmm how come, i didn't say that our aiki-siren karren was from Oz, just her supply of beer and uki.

[Mark Freeman]

Hmmm how come, i didn't say that our aiki-siren karren was from Oz, just her supply of beer and uki.

My apoligies Steve, I completely missed that :crazy: my mind was addled by all the thoughts of what I might be doing an an island with a bevy of cute uke's and copiuos supplies of alcohol ;)

[John (King John)]

I would take the following:

1. a robe
2. a lighter
3. a lamp
4. a thermos
5. a hat

Why? Because I'm "the Jerk!"

I got the joke. I love that film. ;)

"and that's all I need!"

[Steve Mullen]

I know exactly what you mean mark, sun ,sea, beer and aiki- beauties, what more does any man need.

[merlynn]

I know exactly what you mean mark, sun ,sea, beer and aiki- beauties, what more does any man need.

a brain for starters

[James Davis]

a brain for starters
Are you offering yours, Karen? evileyes

:yuck:

That was beyond the boundaries of good taste. Sorry. :p

[James Davis]

i have yet to meet a man who isnt a mega jerk
It's true, we've never met. ;)

[James Davis]

OUCH ... *tries to pull the knife out of my back*

Oh wait, she did say most men so I should be ok.

:D :cool:
I think you should keep a sharp eye anyway, Mike. :(

[Michael O'Brien]

I think you should keep a sharp eye anyway, Mike. :(
I agree ... Karen appears to be on a rampage so I'm going to make sure my eyes are peeled and my ukemi is in top notch form.
:(

[Lucy Smith]

Well... I haven't given up on men yet :p

:hypno:

[Michael O'Brien]

And we aren't all bad, I promise.

[Psufencer]

a brain for starters


Why? A brain just complicates matters...life would be a lot better if we all just stopped thinking about it so much! :confused:

[Lucy Smith]

There wouldn't be Aikido with no thinking... God save us!!!!!!!!!

[Psufencer]

There wouldn't be Aikido with no thinking... God save us!!!!!!!!!

Well, you've got a point there...but on the other hand, I find that my Aikido is a lot better when I don't think! :hypno:

[Lucy Smith]

Well, you've got a point there...but on the other hand, I find that my Aikido is a lot better when I don't think! :hypno:

Yeah, that makes you a man :D

:p :cool: ;)

just kidding

[merlynn]

And we aren't all bad, I promise.

i will believe that when i see it

[Tim Gerrard]

1)Beer
2)Beer
3)Beer
4)Beer
5)Beer

Or

1)Beer
2)Mr T
3)Hulk Hogan
4)Chuck Norris
5)Ultimate Warrior.

[merlynn]

1)Beer
2)Beer
3)Beer
4)Beer
5)Beer

Or

1)Beer
2)Mr T
3)Hulk Hogan
4)Chuck Norris
5)Ultimate Warrior.


oh dear tim mate the only ones i agree with are the bottom list 1,4 and 5 :D

[James Davis]

I would take my wife, and let her choose the other four things; she's a helluva lot smarter than I am! ;)

[merlynn]

I would take my wife, and let her choose the other four things; she's a helluva lot smarter than I am! ;)

im taking the 5th on that james :p :D

[BC]

most men are jerks :grr:

So what's your point?

[Tim Gerrard]

oh dear tim mate the only ones i agree with are the bottom list 1,4 and 5 :D


What's wrong with Mr T?

You could have hours of fun just getting him to say stuff.

"Shut your Jibber-Jabba Fool!"

[merlynn]

So what's your point?

my point is on the end of my shoe!!! wanna see evileyes

[merlynn]

What's wrong with Mr T?

You could have hours of fun just getting him to say stuff.

"Shut your Jibber-Jabba Fool!"

m i can think of much better things to entertain me ;)

[BC]

my point is on the end of my shoe!!! wanna see evileyes

Which end?

[Nick Simpson]

1)Beer
2)Mr T
3)Hulk Hogan
4)Chuck Norris
5)Ultimate Warrior.

Tim wins.

What's wrong with Mr T?

You could have hours of fun just getting him to say stuff.

"Shut your Jibber-Jabba Fool!"

Hee Hee Hee. Im off again!

[merlynn]

Which end?

both evileyes :grr: evileyes :grr:

[merlynn]

Tim wins.



Hee Hee Hee. Im off again!

eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhh i thought i could smell summat :p :D lmfao

[James Davis]

What's wrong with Mr T?

You could have hours of fun just getting him to say stuff.

"Shut your Jibber-Jabba Fool!"
Or you could discuss with him the benefits and consequences of "bustin' a fool haid". :)

[merlynn]

Or you could discuss with him the benefits and consequences of "bustin' a fool haid". :)

well some kinda head anyway;) :D:p

[Lucy Smith]

Isn't a part of Aikido about self control?

Yeah guys (Karen & Nick), you live close from each other... get together already!!! Damn!!

[merlynn]

Isn't a part of Aikido about self control?

Yeah guys (Karen & Nick), you live close from each other... get together already!!! Damn!!

ok what part of nick dont wanna lose his lunch dont ya understand give the guy some credit :yuck: :D

[Nick Simpson]

I want to change my list:

I'd like to take Ryan Adams plz. He could play me sweet music, we could get drunk on bourbon and coke, smoke lots of cigarettes, get pretty high and just look damn cool in our country-esque threads. Hmmm Ryan...

[James Davis]

:D I want to change my list:

I'd like to take Ryan Adams plz. He could play me sweet music, we could get drunk on bourbon and coke, smoke lots of cigarettes, get pretty high and just look damn cool in our country-esque threads. Hmmm Ryan...
:eek:
LOL
Ryan has a staaalllker,
Ryan has a staaalllker,
Ryan has a staaalllker,
Ryan has a staaalllker. :D

[Nick Simpson]

Sheesh, it's so much more pure love than that!

[James Davis]

Sheesh, it's so much more pure love than that!
Oh.

Well that changes everything, doesn't it? :)

[merlynn]

Oh.

Well that changes everything, doesn't it? :)

:eek: :eek: :eek: now im scared :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Lucy Smith]

:eek: :eek: :eek: now im scared :eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't worry, we'll dress the lesbian granny as Ryan, that'll teach him evileyes

[merlynn]

dude thats a damn fine idea evileyes

[Nick Simpson]

Dont come between me and Ryan. You'll all pay!

[Steve Mullen]

and never ever EVER mistake Ryan Adams for BRyan Adams, it makes him so mad his little face goes all red :grr:

[Nick Simpson]

He had to go into therapy because people kept shouting for him to play summer of 69, true story...

[merlynn]

Dont come between me and Ryan. You'll all pay!

mmmmmmmm ok does this mean you and ryan are more than just good friends :D :confused: :eek:

[Steve Mullen]

See Nick, i knew they wouldn't understand, they take something beautiful like the love of a man for his musical idol and just try and make it sordid,

*shakes head in disgust*

*realises that he is using this kind of comment way too much recently and silently vows to try and seek help*

[Mark Freeman]

*shakes head in disgust*

*realises that he is using this kind of comment way too much recently and silently vows to try and seek help*

There is no 'trying' grasshopper only 'doing' :D

[James Davis]

and never ever EVER mistake Ryan Adams for BRyan Adams, it makes him so mad his little face goes all red :grr:
Oh!! :eek:

I thought we were talking about Bryan Adams the whole time! Who's Ryan Adams? :confused:

;)

[merlynn]

There is no 'trying' grasshopper only 'doing' :D

yea and steves very trying

[Lucy Smith]

I saw Episode 5 last night... Yoda used to be an ugly green hairy toy in the old days... wouldn't want that to teach me how to use the force.

[Nick Simpson]

See Nick, i knew they wouldn't understand, they take something beautiful like the love of a man for his musical idol and just try and make it sordid

Shocking, innit?

[Psufencer]

I saw Episode 5 last night... Yoda used to be an ugly green hairy toy in the old days... wouldn't want that to teach me how to use the force.


"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!!!" :D

[Lucy Smith]

LOL I see ur a Yoda lover, got his pic 'n all. He looks better in the new-but-beginning-of-the-story-episodes.

[Psufencer]

LOL I see ur a Yoda lover, got his pic 'n all. He looks better in the new-but-beginning-of-the-story-episodes.

I grew up on Star Wars, so I like the old-school versions, when he's pretty much just a little green puppet. The "redone" versions of the old movies are nothing but blasphemy to me. You can tell that I think about this too much! :D :crazy: