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[wmreed]

Well, I was reading the puns thread and it made me think of a rhyming riddle called a hinky pinky. Anyone heard of these? The rules are simple: the ANSWER must be two rhyming words, both of which have the same number of syllables. Two one-syllable words are a hink pink, two two-syllable words are a hinky pinky, and two three-syllable words are a hinkety pinkety.

The clue should hint at the answer, without giving too much away. So...
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What is a hink pink for the sound made by a high breakfall?


A mat splat!
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What is a hink pink for a staff take-away?


A jo throw!
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What is a hinky pinky for the knee walking practiced by a spanish millionaire?


A rico shikko!
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What is a hinkety pinkety for adventuring on your knees?


A suwari safari!
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Feel free to join in anytime!

[kaishaku]

Hink pink for a donated uniform?


Free gi.


What's a hinky pinky for a coin with a picture of a training sword on it?


Bokken token.

[Steve Mullen]

hinkety pinkety for the rear of ones pleated trousers

backama hakama

[ajbarron]

I'm embarrassed and shocked in that this forum would stoop so low as to start a thread based upon a childish game of rhyme such as hinky pinky.

I am seriously considering canceling my subscription.


What is a honky pink for a poorly executed basic move ?

Ikey ikkyo

What is a technique that one couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a serious sankyo

What is a hinky pinky for a move you might try to resist ?

A heavenly henkawaza

What is a hinky pinky for ... "you thought you had me?"

a competent kaeshiwaza

[kaishaku]

They're supposed to rhyme :confused:

[NixNa]

Haha yea u need to get them to rhyme.. lol !

[wmreed]

Hm, they may be "childish," but they're not always simple. ;)


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What is a hinnk pink for a uniform worn by a 2 year old?


A wee gi!

[akiy]

Hi folks,

Just thought I'd point out that I just implemented the new "spoiler" tag which may be useful in threads like this. More details on the tag can be found here:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10042

To show off how the tag would work:

What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?

Dojo mojo!
Enjoy!

-- Jun

[wmreed]

Thanks for sharing that, Jun!

What is a hink pink for the spoiler tag?

A cool tool!

[Mark Freeman]

What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
Dojo mojo!
-- Jun

What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
Mojo dojo

[wmreed]

Mark, did you mean a dojo "gogo"?

[wmreed]

All right, this is even worse than the others. But it's four syllables!

What is a hinkadinky pinkadinky for a aikido student with no money?


I'm-a-broke-a aikidoka! :(

[rtist]

What's a hinky pinky for a practice sword that is on fire?

smokin' bokken

[emma.mason15]

whats the hinky of the oldest person in gi?
dogi fogi! :)

[James Davis]

What's the hinky pinky for when Sensei is in the mood to work with the jo all night?

A lot o' kata. :)

[merlynn]

hinky pinky my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training

[wmreed]

hinky pinky my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
A stinky pinky!

[merlynn]

What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
A stinky pinky!
what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
a brokken bokken lol i love ya really :D

[wmreed]

LOL :D

what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
a brokken bokken lol i love ya really :D

[merlynn]

What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
Mojo dojo
or if your a power puff girls fan whats the name of the monkey mojo jojo

[rtist]

What is a hinky pinky for sweets for a third-degree black belt?

Sandan bon-bon

[emma.mason15]

whats the hinky pinky for the karate god?
Chuck Norris ......
... hmmmm :confused: :rolleyes: :D

[Steve Mullen]

it doesn't work, but who cares, chuck norris is my god, and he will roundhouse kick any non-believers into oblivion

[emma.mason15]

yeah .,... well ... he aint my god .... hes my dad ..... so there!!!! ;)

[merlynn]

ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
a tandori randori :disgust: :disgust: :rolleyes:

[Steve Mullen]

hinky pinky for one who lands on their feet in perfect hamai after being thrown.

fluky uki

[wmreed]

ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
a tandori randori :disgust: :disgust: :rolleyes:
It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!! :D

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

A tenkan king-prawn!

[merlynn]

It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!! :D

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

A tenkan king-prawn!

ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D

[James Davis]

ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D
Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color. :rolleyes:

[merlynn]

Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color. :rolleyes:
mmmmm i dont know she quite likes the black erm so ive heared
:p :D

[emma.mason15]

ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D


wooooooohoooooooo! :p :D :p

[emma.mason15]

yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol

[merlynn]

yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol

loll if you could see some of our seniors you be asking whats under ther black hakamas :drool: :drool: :drool:

[emma.mason15]

ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
clothesdown shodan!
... hehehe ... im wicked!

[merlynn]

ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
clothesdown shodan!
... hehehe ... im wicked!
lol emmsy couldnt have put it better myself .... but do you have a shodan in mind :D ;)

[emma.mason15]

no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!

[merlynn]

no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!

lol well i have some one in mind too ;) na im not gonna tell you ha ha ha

[James Davis]

no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!
I don't think you can take him. :p

[James Davis]

... hehehe ... im wicked!
Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!! :D

[ElizabethCastor]

Okay folks....

give me the hinky pinky for a durable weapon...

an oaken bokken

or the hinky-pinky-jinky for how you buy one....

with oaken bokken tokens

:) :D

Fun thread!

[ElizabethCastor]

Alright now I'm hooked....

the hinky pinky for the con artist's face....

wiley smiley

[emma.mason15]

Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!! :D
ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!

[emma.mason15]

whats the hinkety pinkety for girlie karate doers?
lardy-da karateka!

[merlynn]

ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!

emma i hate to tell you this but you are way to late to corupt me :D

[James Davis]

What's the hinky-hinky pinky for a park ranger that makes sure people clean up after their dogs?

A pooper-scooper trooper.

[merlynn]

ok then what the hinky pinky for what you could do to someone if there stood near water when they annoy you shove them in the drinky lol ok i know it dont work but it made me feel better

[wmreed]

What is a hinkety pinkety for an advanced yudansha who has lost his ki?

A woebegone yokodan!

[wmreed]

What is a hinky pinky which describes a top of the head strike that suddenly becomes a side of the head strike...or perhaps a stomach punch?

A Roamin' Shomen!

[James Davis]

What's the Hink Pink for two smileys that rhyme?

Drool cool. :drool: :cool:

[Hagen Seibert]

what´s the hinky pinky for a foreseeable overhead strike ?










a bad omen shomen

[Hagen Seibert]

I apologize for this one:
what´s the hin pin for abdominally loosing of cosmic energy














pee ki

[Don_Modesto]

yokodan!

Sidestep?!

[wmreed]

Sidestep?!
No, poor japanese. lol

[wmreed]

Sidestep?!


Sensei, are you instructor at the dojo in which Sean O'Coiligh and Andy Page train? They used to train at the dojo in which I train and teach. Your name sounds familiar, as does your dojo's name.


Bill Reed

[Don_Modesto]

Sensei, are you instructor at the dojo in which Sean O'Coiligh and Andy Page train? They used to train at the dojo in which I train and teach. Your name sounds familiar, as does your dojo's name.

Was your dojo under Frank Hreha? If so, I think so. I'm not at the dojo your guys moved to now as I am, alas, 250 miles SE of them in Lauderdale, and they are in St. Pete. But John, whose dojo it is, said he got a couple of fellows in from Ohio a while back.

YOROSHIKU!

[wmreed]

Was your dojo under Frank Hreha?
Yeah, that's our dojo.



Okay, back on topic:

What's a hinky pinky that describes the topic of a great seminar I attended this past weekend?

The aiki tyke-y!

I attended the Teaching Aikido to Children (http://www.aikidoinn.com/gashuku/kenshukai.htm) seminar hosted by Aviv Goldsmith Sensei in Fredericksburg, VA. It was awesome, and I'll be telling you about it in more detail when I have finished writing my full review later this week! But the short review is: If you missed it, and teach children's aikido classes, plan to go to the next one. You WILL NOT be sorry.

[wmreed]

Ok, this is not aikido related at all, but it IS Hinky Pinky related:

My fifth grade students just won the Scholastic Books Kids Are Authors contest. Check out the link at:

http://teacher.scholastic.com/activities/kaa/winners.htm


Toooooo Cool! :D :D :D

wmreed