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wmreed
03-21-2006, 09:12 PM
Well, I was reading the puns thread and it made me think of a rhyming riddle called a hinky pinky. Anyone heard of these? The rules are simple: the ANSWER must be two rhyming words, both of which have the same number of syllables. Two one-syllable words are a hink pink, two two-syllable words are a hinky pinky, and two three-syllable words are a hinkety pinkety.

The clue should hint at the answer, without giving too much away. So...
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What is a hink pink for the sound made by a high breakfall?


A mat splat!
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What is a hink pink for a staff take-away?


A jo throw!
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What is a hinky pinky for the knee walking practiced by a spanish millionaire?


A rico shikko!
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What is a hinkety pinkety for adventuring on your knees?


A suwari safari!
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Feel free to join in anytime!

kaishaku
03-22-2006, 12:06 AM
Hink pink for a donated uniform?


Free gi.


What's a hinky pinky for a coin with a picture of a training sword on it?


Bokken token.

Steve Mullen
03-22-2006, 04:14 AM
hinkety pinkety for the rear of ones pleated trousers

backama hakama

ajbarron
03-22-2006, 08:39 AM
I'm embarrassed and shocked in that this forum would stoop so low as to start a thread based upon a childish game of rhyme such as hinky pinky.

I am seriously considering canceling my subscription.


What is a honky pink for a poorly executed basic move ?

Ikey ikkyo

What is a technique that one couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a serious sankyo

What is a hinky pinky for a move you might try to resist ?

A heavenly henkawaza

What is a hinky pinky for ... "you thought you had me?"

a competent kaeshiwaza

kaishaku
03-22-2006, 08:54 AM
They're supposed to rhyme :confused:

NixNa
03-22-2006, 09:18 AM
Haha yea u need to get them to rhyme.. lol !

wmreed
03-22-2006, 09:38 AM
Hm, they may be "childish," but they're not always simple. ;)


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What is a hinnk pink for a uniform worn by a 2 year old?


A wee gi!

akiy
03-22-2006, 11:54 AM
Hi folks,

Just thought I'd point out that I just implemented the new "spoiler" tag which may be useful in threads like this. More details on the tag can be found here:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10042

To show off how the tag would work:

What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?

Dojo mojo!
Enjoy!

-- Jun

wmreed
03-22-2006, 03:02 PM
Thanks for sharing that, Jun!

What is a hink pink for the spoiler tag?

A cool tool!

Mark Freeman
03-22-2006, 05:26 PM
What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
Dojo mojo!
-- Jun

What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
Mojo dojo

wmreed
03-22-2006, 08:11 PM
Mark, did you mean a dojo "gogo"?

wmreed
03-22-2006, 08:16 PM
All right, this is even worse than the others. But it's four syllables!

What is a hinkadinky pinkadinky for a aikido student with no money?


I'm-a-broke-a aikidoka! :(

rtist
03-22-2006, 10:56 PM
What's a hinky pinky for a practice sword that is on fire?

smokin' bokken

emma.mason15
03-23-2006, 06:40 AM
whats the hinky of the oldest person in gi?
dogi fogi! :)

James Davis
03-23-2006, 11:18 AM
What's the hinky pinky for when Sensei is in the mood to work with the jo all night?

A lot o' kata. :)

merlynn
03-23-2006, 01:35 PM
hinky pinky my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training

wmreed
03-23-2006, 01:47 PM
hinky pinky my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
A stinky pinky!

merlynn
03-23-2006, 02:07 PM
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
A stinky pinky!
what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
a brokken bokken lol i love ya really :D

wmreed
03-23-2006, 02:55 PM
LOL :D

what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
a brokken bokken lol i love ya really :D

merlynn
03-23-2006, 03:46 PM
What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
Mojo dojo
or if your a power puff girls fan whats the name of the monkey mojo jojo

rtist
03-23-2006, 09:18 PM
What is a hinky pinky for sweets for a third-degree black belt?

Sandan bon-bon

emma.mason15
03-24-2006, 05:32 AM
whats the hinky pinky for the karate god?
Chuck Norris ......
... hmmmm :confused: :rolleyes: :D

Steve Mullen
03-24-2006, 05:37 AM
it doesn't work, but who cares, chuck norris is my god, and he will roundhouse kick any non-believers into oblivion

emma.mason15
03-24-2006, 05:44 AM
yeah .,... well ... he aint my god .... hes my dad ..... so there!!!! ;)

merlynn
03-24-2006, 08:04 AM
ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
a tandori randori :disgust: :disgust: :rolleyes:

Steve Mullen
03-24-2006, 08:58 AM
hinky pinky for one who lands on their feet in perfect hamai after being thrown.

fluky uki

wmreed
03-24-2006, 12:32 PM
ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
a tandori randori :disgust: :disgust: :rolleyes:
It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!! :D

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

A tenkan king-prawn!

merlynn
03-24-2006, 12:56 PM
It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!! :D

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

A tenkan king-prawn!

ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D

James Davis
03-24-2006, 04:46 PM
ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D
Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color. :rolleyes:

merlynn
03-24-2006, 05:40 PM
Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color. :rolleyes:
mmmmm i dont know she quite likes the black erm so ive heared
:p :D

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 12:24 PM
ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma kinky in pinky ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her :D


wooooooohoooooooo! :p :D :p

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 12:25 PM
yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol

merlynn
03-28-2006, 12:35 PM
yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol

loll if you could see some of our seniors you be asking whats under ther black hakamas :drool: :drool: :drool:

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 03:54 PM
ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
clothesdown shodan!
... hehehe ... im wicked!

merlynn
03-28-2006, 03:57 PM
ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
clothesdown shodan!
... hehehe ... im wicked!
lol emmsy couldnt have put it better myself .... but do you have a shodan in mind :D ;)

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 04:07 PM
no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!

merlynn
03-28-2006, 04:20 PM
no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!

lol well i have some one in mind too ;) na im not gonna tell you ha ha ha

James Davis
03-28-2006, 05:05 PM
no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
chuck norris!
I don't think you can take him. :p

James Davis
03-28-2006, 05:06 PM
... hehehe ... im wicked!
Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!! :D

ElizabethCastor
03-28-2006, 06:50 PM
Okay folks....

give me the hinky pinky for a durable weapon...

an oaken bokken

or the hinky-pinky-jinky for how you buy one....

with oaken bokken tokens

:) :D

Fun thread!

ElizabethCastor
03-28-2006, 06:52 PM
Alright now I'm hooked....

the hinky pinky for the con artist's face....

wiley smiley

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 07:02 PM
Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!! :D
ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!

emma.mason15
03-28-2006, 07:05 PM
whats the hinkety pinkety for girlie karate doers?
lardy-da karateka!

merlynn
03-29-2006, 01:32 AM
ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!

emma i hate to tell you this but you are way to late to corupt me :D

James Davis
03-29-2006, 12:18 PM
What's the hinky-hinky pinky for a park ranger that makes sure people clean up after their dogs?

A pooper-scooper trooper.

merlynn
03-30-2006, 04:07 AM
ok then what the hinky pinky for what you could do to someone if there stood near water when they annoy you shove them in the drinky lol ok i know it dont work but it made me feel better

wmreed
03-30-2006, 10:01 AM
What is a hinkety pinkety for an advanced yudansha who has lost his ki?

A woebegone yokodan!

wmreed
03-30-2006, 10:10 AM
What is a hinky pinky which describes a top of the head strike that suddenly becomes a side of the head strike...or perhaps a stomach punch?

A Roamin' Shomen!

James Davis
03-30-2006, 12:02 PM
What's the Hink Pink for two smileys that rhyme?

Drool cool. :drool: :cool:

Hagen Seibert
03-30-2006, 03:59 PM
what´s the hinky pinky for a foreseeable overhead strike ?










a bad omen shomen

Hagen Seibert
03-30-2006, 04:03 PM
I apologize for this one:
what´s the hin pin for abdominally loosing of cosmic energy














pee ki

Don_Modesto
03-30-2006, 06:58 PM
yokodan!

Sidestep?!

wmreed
03-30-2006, 07:04 PM
Sidestep?!
No, poor japanese. lol

wmreed
03-30-2006, 07:14 PM
Sidestep?!


Sensei, are you instructor at the dojo in which Sean O'Coiligh and Andy Page train? They used to train at the dojo in which I train and teach. Your name sounds familiar, as does your dojo's name.


Bill Reed

Don_Modesto
04-01-2006, 09:57 AM
Sensei, are you instructor at the dojo in which Sean O'Coiligh and Andy Page train? They used to train at the dojo in which I train and teach. Your name sounds familiar, as does your dojo's name.

Was your dojo under Frank Hreha? If so, I think so. I'm not at the dojo your guys moved to now as I am, alas, 250 miles SE of them in Lauderdale, and they are in St. Pete. But John, whose dojo it is, said he got a couple of fellows in from Ohio a while back.

YOROSHIKU!

wmreed
04-03-2006, 10:13 AM
Was your dojo under Frank Hreha?
Yeah, that's our dojo.



Okay, back on topic:

What's a hinky pinky that describes the topic of a great seminar I attended this past weekend?

The aiki tyke-y!

I attended the Teaching Aikido to Children (http://www.aikidoinn.com/gashuku/kenshukai.htm) seminar hosted by Aviv Goldsmith Sensei in Fredericksburg, VA. It was awesome, and I'll be telling you about it in more detail when I have finished writing my full review later this week! But the short review is: If you missed it, and teach children's aikido classes, plan to go to the next one. You WILL NOT be sorry.

wmreed
05-10-2006, 07:06 PM
Ok, this is not aikido related at all, but it IS Hinky Pinky related:

My fifth grade students just won the Scholastic Books Kids Are Authors contest. Check out the link at:

http://teacher.scholastic.com/activities/kaa/winners.htm


Toooooo Cool! :D :D :D

wmreed